Take My Machete is a single-frame beat-em-up game with hordes of aliens, bosses, items and abilities to choose from. You play as an unknown hero, tasked in taking back your town from the invading forces. There are 4 stages, each with its own end boss. You can also upgrade your "den", which is basically your bedroom where you keep all your cool stuff you unlock/buy using credits that drop from enemies. At the moment the game has both a story mode and an endless mode. The game also has Game Center integrated with leaderboards and over 20 achievements. There are also collectible pets which follow the player into the battle and grab any items that might drop from enemies.