To get a bit of relaxation after the last big battle of Grotesque Tactics 2: Dungeons & Donuts Holy Avatar decides to take a trip off-the-cuff with his Guild of Maidens on a Caribbean island, his recently purchased “Holy Island”. After a rather ungently arrival on the beach they made a gruesome discovery: numerous dead maidens, horribly mutilated, are scattered all over the path to the inside of the island. The Guild of Maidens is afraid that something horrible happened in the maidens camp on the island. Holy Avatar – secretly happy about this twist – is going to investigate what exactly happened with a part of his group, looking for new adven-tures, not knowing what kind of scale this disaster has already taken and what haz-ards are waiting for him and his companions inside the dense woods and caves… OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7 Processor: 2,2 Ghz Dual-Core RAM: 2 GB RAM Graphics Card: nVidia GeForce 5 / FX / ATI Radeon 9500 Serie / ATI X700 or higher

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I'm addicted to turn based strategy games & already owned, played & enjoyed Grotesque 1 & 2 so I couldn't let this one pass :)
HAVTMOD have lush graphics, new enemies and fun dialogues, is bug free and the camera is not annoying as it could be in the previous episodes. Plus the trailer is top-notch. The game is easier than the previous ones so I had to switch the difficulty to hard to have a real challenge. The only real problem with that game is that the game is way too short; I finished it in approximately 5 hours and I'm a slow player!
Note: I would rate Grotesque 1 8/10 and Grotesque 2 6/10.


fonfon says

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=I almost can clearly see the text.
=I setting it to low and still laggy.
=My window setting is full screen but after restarting the game, its always revert back to windowed.
=Sometimes got bluescreen after exiting the game and after cange some settings.
=There's English setting for audio but NON... wtf, liar!.
=Holy always in hold-a-sword stance tho he is not equiping ones, is this a joke?
=and not funny at all.

*At first I can not launch the game, desura always give me error message... after 13 atempt to start the game I give up, and one day I just run it from its folder and the game up and running but end up bluescreen, that **** me off.

yeah, I hate bluescreen thing and non-readable thats why I giving this game 1/10, if there is 0 you earn it cuz you makes me wasted my money for something that I can't play. daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam


Very entertaining game.

engine could use some work, love the humor.


This game is an SRPG & it's a parody & and that's more then enough for a highest score :)


1 Enemy 1 LvL up than 3 enemys and died first time.
Than i want reload and it was loading and loading and loading - never ends.
This game is poor, cheapy and pitifull


I think it's game that if u like RPG, only try play in a joke way and u will got funny time with it.


Nice Game! The game has an unique story and is so funny LOL... Get it guys! U all not going to regret!


Very buggy and laggy. I'll revise this if they ever patch it, but currently the English version is not worth purchasing. The game needs some serious optimizing and they forgot to include audio options for English (which is a problem, since the subtitles often clip off the screen). German speakers could probably add 3 to the score.


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