A satire RPG full of wackiness, references, spelling errors, unhelpful social commentary, yet with some dark secrets perhaps not worth exploring...
Expect bugs and some issues in Beta!
To install, simply run the 'BitchQuest.exe' file, and it will automatically extract to any location you desire. For any other information, read the 'README.txt'. If there are ANY issues, or if you have any comments, please contact me here.
For Windows 10 Users: Be sure to run 'Game.exe' in compatibility mode for Windows 7 and run as administrator. To do this, right click it, go to Properties, go to the Compatibility, check 'Run this program in compatibility mode for...' and select 'Windows 7' from the list; then check 'Run this program as an administrator. Without this, certain sounds (especially MIDIs) may not play.
Awaken The Bitch
Play as Orokana Meinu, a young woman who isn't motivated to do anything with her life but is forced to by the player to seek out purpose in her life. Will she give up completely? Crawl her way through to find the ominous end of her world? Find great colleagues or a romantic lover? Help an oppressed race of people find their place in the world? Denounce her past ways and purge the evil from the land? Or perhaps, stay true with her destiny, and take the Path of the Bitch? That is for you to decide, as she is literally incapable of making any decisions for herself!
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Every choice you make has an effect on the game; allying yourself to one person or group may make you hostile to another!
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Actions you preform will change the ending and even unlocking certain undesirable and beneficial paths; there are five main endings, each with their own variations!
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Secrets and easter-eggs await in many corners; exploring and interaction with the world is useful not only to progress certain story-lines, but also to get gold or loot!
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A mix of serious moments and silly gags; a plethora of satire and sarcastic humor guaranteed to trigger the sensitive modern audience!
Don't believe this is the worlds greatest game? Check out these testimonials!
"No comment."
-A friend
"Neat."
-Anonymous
"Literally the best game I've ever played. Absolutely recommended to play, Game of the Lifetime."
-Someone who is definitely not the creator of this game
DISCLAIMER: This game is incredibly low-brow and unrefined to the point that those of inflated intellect and elegance shall discover engagement engenders acute contortions of their cerebrum first inducting conniptions, then a crescendo of ruptures of lunacy in a cacophony of utter insanity, and lastly an intense tidal rush of lamentation upon your own decisions made in this corporeal realm of existence that led you to this point. If this should occur, you have my deepest apologies for subjecting you to such cruelties to your grand and sophisticated mind. But no, forreal, don't take it too seriously, you know? I honestly just am typing stuff here to make this look much more filled out and official, not like anyone reads this stuff.
How long is this game? Nudity? Sex?
I am making my own game that I believe is pretty funny. Has some nude battlers and Characters. Some of them are ugly, some came out really good.
And written about sex. I didn't want an H game. I am using Ace Lite to see what I can do with that.
I haven't posted it anywhere though, I didn't want to post an unfinished game, there are too many of those.
I just wanted to post here, I'll probably try Bitch Quest whether you answer or not, lol
Not too long, but not too short, I ran through it in around 2 hours, but it can probably be much more if you explore. There is no nudity or sexual situations in this game.
I have questions/ comments. The point where either Bitch blasts the door open or the woman blasts the door open for her, she says the same thing.
I even played it where I blasted the door then went to the woman and she acted out blasting it herself. Which is actually a small matter, and has no affect on gameplay.
At the Filler Quest Farm the guy thanked me for saving the farm and then had me do the job. And are those other fighters just teasers? They say some weird stuff. I collected $2500 thinking I could get the one. Lol.
I purged the thing that wanted the Blue Feather and she kept trying to purge the square which kept saying the same stuff.
If some of these are in here for comic value. I don't wanna knock em.
There is also a money bug I was exploiting,which I wont mention lol.
Is this a short game? Is the Demon God the last fight and you're meant to lose? If not, I'll have to find out how to get to the couple things i've missed.My characters have no armour that'll protect against his spells.
I love rpgs, but I'm not great at figuring them out. I usually rely on walkthroughs.
The game is a bit short, but should last at least 2 hours, more if you explore around or try out different paths; there's no one definitive way to play it. A lot of the game is mainly for comedic value, though the things you mentioned sound like bugs. The Filler Quest Farm in particular is just a silly place mainly to be a quip at MMORPGs. I haven't had much feedback for this game in a long time, so I kinda kept my mind off of it and forgot a few things; I don't remember the Demon God part exactly, but I don't think you're supposed to win it. I might eventually make a playthrough video some day, I was hoping someone else could do it with some commentary.
This was a nice little game. I found 4 endings.I wanted more when it was
over.