AFF:Planetstorm - dont let our artmonkeys starve... Thread

(a coldplay track begins to play over a black screen. a message fades in slowly)

This is Daemoria (points at bundle of rags chained to a computer in the basement of the AFF dev igloo) he works twenty six hours a day producing high quality arts for the AFF:Planetstorm UT3 mod. Observe his toast-rack-style sunken chest, his rheum-encrusted eyesockets and his bulging gut, riddled with devworms. He gets fed a single herring bone once every fourteen days, providing that his art quota is fulfilled. He is allowed a single toilet break every first thursday of the month, and has to provide his own oxygen which he scavenges from the fossilized carcasses of long-dead scuba-divers entombed in the ice.

Even when his art is submitted to his terrible masters, nine times out of ten it is sent back with notes written in anthrax juice reading *DO IT AGAIN, MINION*. his poor bloodless fingers are worked to the very bone every day of his sad young life.

Together with his colleagues, all of whom suffer the same endless torment, he is part of the ghastly content creation machine that powers the graphics of AFF:Planetstorm. His untold suffering continues so that YOU can enjoy UT3's finest space/ground fps experience. but it doesnt have to be like this

(the coldplay song reaches a crescendo as we hold on a shot of Daemoria peering owlishly into the camera and unselfconciously picking his nose with a wacom pen)

YOU CAN HELP.

By voting for AFF:Planetstorm in MODDB's ModOfTheYear contest, we can end the suffering of daemoria, oblivion, ikarus, skyway and many others forced into dev-slavery, and provide them with a better future where they will be fed TWO herring bones and provided with a yearly supply of one candle, sans matches.

Don't shut this cute little dev out of your life, please. vote generously HERE - Moddb.com

I'll vote if you actually make that film.