I woke up on the floor again and I needed something to eat
So I went down the street to Monty's grill
"What'll it be?" said Monty, sporting a wry grin
"Just give me the usual, Monty" I said
Monty just scratched his head and said, "What was that again?"
Well, the usual was a Utah burger with cheese fries and a Coke...
Monty knew that!
I had been coming there every day for the past four years!
Then I began to realize, the man behind the counter was the impostor!
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