How to tell if some one is a........ blog - KiwiWarrior

Aussie

1. our name is shithappens xD
2. They think being called a Aussie is a good thing
3. they say g'day mate to all the people they walk past
4. they think this is the other way around =

5.You think Ayers Rock is just a rock, when in fact its a Nz army base build in the middle of it theres tunnels that go under ground and link it back to Nz thats why no one see any one coming or going
6. Your leader just got pussy wiped
7. You love Americans
8. You are a mummy's boy (aka the queen), you tell your brother (aka New Zealand), you don't wanna be under her rule any more, but you would take a bullet for her.
9.You are racist to Your people that owned Aussie before you, you give them shit all rights to there land, you think we are still in the 18th or 17th century.

kiwis

there to parts to this

North Island

1. You give the native people to much rights
2. You dis like Aussies xD
3. Not a big fan of American's
4.You Know Auckland isn't part of Nz its part of china
5. You love china as a country
6. 1 in 4 friends is black or a native
7. You dis like South landers
8. You get spamed by a South lander named C&C-Pickled

South Island

1. your name is C&C-Pickled
2. you spam kiwi and rwr over xfire
3. you love Aussies
4. You think kiwi is a Racist
5. 1 in 300 of your mates in black or native
6. Your lazy
7. You LOVE American's
8. You think Aussies are gods

American's

1. You think your a super power (LMFAO)
2. You have big heads, about your country
3. You think you got Independence from U.K by your self. but you only won because you had big help from France, and France and U.k were at war so u.k was abit down under
4. You think England and U.k are the same think( heres a clue = U.k = United Kingdom, big clue there)
5. You talk funny over xfire or Ts, and when ever you talk me make me LOL at your voice
6. One in 10 of your Friends is fat
7. You haven't ever won a war by your self, but you still think your a super power.(don't say you have won in the middle east what a joke lol)

Canadian

1. You have a normal voice on Ts and xfire
2. You are nice people
3. You can take jokes
4. You are Americans brain
5. Kiwi loves all Canadians
6. You know the diffidence between england and U.K
7. You are the second best people in the world (first place goes to the Russians xD)
8. To end off you are just super cool people

English

1. You know the diffidence between england and U.K, (well you better)
2. You see those big red buses
3. You think you are not a super power when in fact you are
4. You are level headed
5. You ever give up no matter the odds
6. You have the best trained Navy and air force, its not numbers its how you use them
7. You talk funny, but don't make me LOL
8. Your name is BigCheesey

Russian

1. You don't trust Americans and with good right
2. You have sexy/cool/epic voices
3. Very thing is big xD
4. you have names like Stalin
5. You are hard working
6. You love the cold xD
7. You love Poland (lmfao any get this joke)
8. You have cool city names like Moscow

Polish

1. You love Russia so very much (LMFAO)
2. You are nice people
3. You sound normal
4. You like the cold
5. You are not scared of Russians
7. Your country has the word pol in it
8. yep thats the end

umm yep

this is the end

stop reading

i told you

German

1. No one likes you =D

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