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Hello, hello! I'm Gordon Frohman! Commin' to you live from the big red
barn that's in the only river that leads out of City 17! This is the
Gordon Frohman Show! Starring Gordon Frohman!

Well, hello again everyone. As you can see, I have posted a new message everyday. This might change in the future when I start working on my Minion Wars mod. However, that will probably be in a few years... Nothing new has been happening and if you're bored of reading complete crap about my completely normal life, then I'm with you. Still, something happened yesterday. I was sleeping, and all of a sudden I heard a Combine soldier say, "Sector is not clear. Repeat, sector is not clear. Possible readings of rebels and... wait, what's that sound? ARGH!!!" I got out of bed and went into my hallway, where I found the Combine soldier trying to shake my pet headcrab off his hand. I got my shovel and whacked the living daylight out of that soldier. So, I threw him out my window and congratulated my headcrab for attacking an intruder. I fed her a little fish and she thanked me by jumping on my chest, causing me to fall in my bathtub which was still full... I could've sworn that I drained that thing... Oh well. This is Gordon Frohman, signing off.

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