Some jokes. . .
"To err is human."
Once upon a time, a drunk went to a psychiatrist and said "I need help!" The psychiatrist said "Get your own." The drunk then said that everyone makes mistakes. The psychiatrist then realized that it was a mistake to have opened the door.
Where the landfill really is.
Politicians don't throw out their trash. They take the trash and make it into a speech.
A seventy year old man says "I'm thankful for my son." Then he pauses and says "Oh, my dementia is back again."
Reflexes. . .
My teacher was teaching us about reflexes, and I said "Wait, what?"
Turns out my Amish neighbor stole my Wi-Fi.
The sounds of music!
When you program and code, prepare to face the sound of the OBOE.
Fine. A dog and a cat may be together fighting, but this relationship will still be better that of a married couple.
Remember, someone may have burned their fingers when forging your wedding ring.
Bernie Madoff was going to tell Wall Street of his crimes. He then said "Good enough, I did good enough. . ."
Now, time for some images.
UK athlete: Now, what do you think I'm running from now?
Hey, Benito. . .
Hurry up! I'm gonna miss the "Top Gun" specials tonight! I SAID, HURRY UP!
Secret ability of your magnifying glass, Sherlock.
Did someone order Taco Bell or Thai food?
Well, I guess that's it for now. . .