Live a week in the life of "The Postal Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong? Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher. Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
A long forgotten addon for Postal 2 that was only released in Russia. Originally made by the now defunct Avalon Style Entertainment, being uploaded here for preservation's sake (and cause the publisher, Akella, may have lost the rights in 2012).
This game makes Postal 3 look like a masterpiece
What the hell, are you really serious? i mean is this game that bad?
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Objectives are in Russian...
Everything is in Russian because it's RUSSIAN POSTAL 2. There's an English Walkthrough on the Postal Wiki. Just look for Corkscrew Rules!
Postal.wikia.com wiki/Штопор_ЖжОт!_Walkthrough
Either I need to learn Russian or translate it to English
thankz for uploading!!!
I downloaded the whole thing, but whenever I start the batch file it shows up for a split second, immediately disappears, and then nothing. Can someone please help me?
First I've heard of that, is the Postal2.exe in the system folder?
No, just a batch file and all the other files, no Postal2.exe.
That's why, maybe your virus scanner got it. That exe is needed to run the game.
The batch file just tells the exe to run a certain map and certain ini (you could see if you open it in notepad). It's just the exe from postal 2 circa update 1337 so I don't know why your virus scanner would kill it.
Holy crap it worked! I re-downloaded the files, and this time, my virus scanner told me it deleted both the .exe and the core.ddl, so I restored them, and now the game works!
I just have to say, I didn't expect anyone to reply to me, so I find it awesome that not only are you barely keeping alive this (otherwise) lost DLC, but you are actively helping out anyone that asks. Keep up the good work. Thanks to you, I can experience Russian Postal.
Enjoy.
thanks for uploading this. wish it was subtitled or was in english but im still happy i can finally play this
Full Walkthrough:
Wheres the batch file?
Never mind i found it and i got it working
Hey Laughingcow,
I downloaded the file, and I have both the Postal 2 Share the Pain version for the Fudge Pack and the free multiplayer version from RWS's website. When I tried to play the mod, it didn't work, and I got this message (on both versions btw):
General protection fault!
History: FUnrealfileSummary<< <- LoadSummary <- ULinkerLoad::ULinkerLoad <- UObject::GetPackageLinker <- UObject::StaticLoadObject <- (Engine.Level None.MyLevel C:\Users\Harrison\Downloads\Corkscrew_RuLes (1)\Corkscrew RuLes\system\postal2 - Corkscrew RuLes.bat) <- VerifyPackages <- UGameEngine::LoadMap <- LocalMapURL <- UGameEngine::Browse <- UGameEngine::Init <- InitEngine
Any idea what happened and what I should do?
Sorry for the late reply.
The game is SELF-CONTAINED. You don't need to move anything, just double click the "postal2-Corkscrewrules.bat" to play. The game runs on an older version of Postal 2 (1337) and isn't compatible with the later versions.
Still, someone is currently porting this to steam with improvements so there's that.
I clicked the bat file, but it unfortunately didn't work. A new window popped up for a split second before closing. Does that offer any clues to you? I'm still a little confused.
There should also be a postal2.exe file in there as well. Again, it's an old version (1337) but sometimes virus scanners get it as a false positive. I recall someone having a similar problem to this before.
Think you could also upload the english dubbed Japanese version? Also, Mac version maybe?
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