So, here's the deal.
I've been going about this wrong.
I just realized I've been using a few methods VERY wrong which makes things VERY easy and saves me VERY time-- (wait that doesn't sound right) and saves me MUCH time. So what's the deal? I hear you asking, humble stumbler about my page. Where's the update? Also, why should I care? Well you see, I've been adding new content! Yes, that is correct. I've been adding a scorekeeping system which will eventually evolve into a system of high scores! And you should care because I'm putting effort into this game.
Now, if there's one thing I've NOT been doing, it's making more bugs.