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Only thing I'm afraid of in the world is women and the PO-LICE! Here's a hilarious joke about a woman and a cop. Enjoy!

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The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right

thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have

beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

Unfortunately, tailgating, Barbara was furious and honked her

horn, screaming in frustration, as Barbara missed her chance to

get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and

looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The

officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up..

He took her to the police station where she was searched,

fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and

opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where

the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up

behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off

the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I

noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose

Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School'

bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on

the trunk, so naturally..... I assumed you had stolen the car.''

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