Post news RSS The holidays are over

Alright, so the holidays are finally over. I don't know about anybody else, but I'm all holiday'ed out. And I hope everyone got what they had coming to them... eh, I mean I hope to find that everyone made it through safe and well. Man! This PC crap has to go! I mean, this is the Apocalypse,

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Alright, so the holidays are finally over. I don't know about anybody else, but I'm all holiday'ed out. And I hope everyone got what they had coming to them... eh, I mean I hope to find that everyone made it through safe and well. Man! This PC crap has to go! I mean, this is the Apocalypse, isn't it?

Well, ok then, moving on...

Many of the BF:A Developers took the holidays off to spend a little bit of time with our..."loved ones". With the holidays over, we've all stuck our families back in their closets, or stuffed under the rugs, or locked in the basement, so now we can finally get back to some much needed work around here.

Don't worry, they'll get over it. They'll suck it up, because they realize that this is the Apocalypse, and it isn't a very nice place to live. I mean, just the other day, Little Billy got beat up with his own crutches just before being locked in the tool shed till next holiday season. Yeah, one of the Developers was wandering the wastelands and found a broken old bolt action sniper rifle a couple weeks ago. It was in much need of repair and he used one of those crutches as its new stock. He also stole Mom's binoculars (his Mom's one of those peeping-tom-pervert-types) and used half for the scope. Now the weapon is ready for the Apocalyptic Battlefield!

My Dad won't need his lawnmower while he's tied up under the stairs in the basement, and with Sally not needing her car anymore (Sally got Anthrax perfume for Christmas), we set to make a truly unique weapon. An exhaust pipe and a lawnmower engine, along with some custom-made parts… It's called the Hood Ornament Cannon, or HOC for short, but it can fire just about anything straight into Johnny the Boy's head at over 200MPH. That's just pure entertainment! Johnny didn't think so, but he stopped screaming after getting hit 57 times...in fact, he stopped moving altogether...

Click on the picture below to see screenshots of the two new weapons.

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