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Hello, dear Rogue Republic fans. Due to the fact that violent games (even as 'violent' as Generals) are traditionally banned in Germany and the fact that my girlfriend commented this game "War - is bad", we, after little hesitation, decided to turn it into a peaceful farming challenge!

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Hello, dear Rogue Republic fans. Due to the fact that violent games (even as 'violent' as Generals) are traditionally banned in Germany and the fact that my girlfriend commented screenshots from my game by "War - is bad", we, after little hesitation, decided to turn it into a peaceful farming challenge!

Raise mighty farmlands, build formidable harvesters, train an army of sheep! Crush you opponents with suing them to Eurocomission and sending locusts swarms (yes, god powers will be also available when your farm starts bringing more and more money to bribe bureaucrats and then God Himself).

Also there are two tech trees. You can develop as a Good Farm and have access to harvesters, tractors, crop planes, cows, the notorious magic Milka cows, talking cows or as an Evil Farm, sending potato beetles, aliens and Eurocomission inspectors on your opponents! You can even raise a mighty army of man-eating Chernobyl mutant donkeys or hire drunk rednecks on pickups!
Premium subscribers can also play as North Korean farm - which cultivates nukes instead of wheat and then the UN delivers food to it itself!

Whenever you're going to visit your granny in the village (or in case you are a granny in the village yourself) - tell her about Rogue Farm, the must-have for any hardcore gaming farmer!

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This day we fight harvest!


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Starkiller2356
Starkiller2356

Haha this is great! Looks like this idea will add some much needed depth to the RTS genre by opening up some extensive economic options for those wanna be business men/women :)!

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Excogitatoris-Logica
Excogitatoris-Logica

My brain instantly made this association:
Rogue Farm > Farm > Farming > Farming Simulator 2013 > Youtube.com

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CTLN7
CTLN7

lol nice video

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Kalga
Kalga

DO WANT!!!

Especially the "mighty army of man-eating Chernobyl mutant donkeys" part!

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TheCeLL87
TheCeLL87

im gonna go cry now.

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Kalga
Kalga

TONIGHT! WE DINE AT YOUR FARM!

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X1Destroy Online
X1Destroy

Is this a joke?

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p*a*t*t*o*n
p*a*t*t*o*n

nope. dead serious :|

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ComeradeStalin
ComeradeStalin

I think that sending Eurocomission on the opponent is rather overpowered ability. It will totally ruin his in-game economy. You should either nerf this, or give other nations "nationalization of industry" ability to protect their property :D

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roko199200
roko199200

april's fool

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Ilves Author
Ilves

How could you think of that? It's all for real!

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BlackHand27
BlackHand27

I think roko is fooling us lol

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Falconet
Falconet

Haha!

Really looking forward to it!

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Kalga
Kalga

Yes, an RTS that you can play even in Germany without any censorship.

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Nagrach
Nagrach

No you can't... there cows walking into the Slaughterhouse: censored.

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shroomman
shroomman

yea good idea

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supjay
supjay

The best April's Fool prank I've seen this year

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keithktam
keithktam

not a bad idea!!

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