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Merry (Belated) Christmas from Crescendo Entertainment!

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A (Belated) Merry Christmas from Crescendo Entertainment! We (read as: Jim) are unorganised so this is a bit late.

Enjoy this butchering of a classic Christmas tune... Away in a Squadron!

FEATURING (In Order of Appearance):
SCOTT FISHER of THE NOMAD SAGA
CHRISTOPHER MEDDLETON of THE ADVENTURES OF SIGMA SQUADRON!!
DRAKKAR of CHRONICLE OF THE BEAST
KEVAN STORM of RESONANCE
ALLISON LESPIER of NEW ARMANIA
KARI of STARCRAFT: GAS
DANNY KARSON of RESONANCE
ALGANNOR of RESILIENCE RISING
and ACKMED of THE ADVENTURES OF SIGMA SQUADRON!!

...with a special appearance from ONAT of the NOMED SEGA

LYRICS:
Scott Fisher: Away in a squadron,
Known only as Sigma
Chris Meddleton: The fuckhead called Ackmed
Turned into Santa

Drakkar: He wouldn't shut up, no
He'd talk all damn day
Kevan Storm: He'd go on and on
Saying he'd want you to play

Allison Lespier: He made up some toys - wait
I sound like a man
Kari: I'll take over from here
He sent them to Dan

Danny Karson: I took them toys and said
"Damn, son, Merry Christmas!"
Drakkar: You're messing up the song's tune!
Danny Karson: Aw, kiss my ass.

Algannor: He proceeded to bring
Gifts to all his friends
Charlie: Hiss hiss growl hiss hiss growl
hiss hiss growl hiss growl

...
Ackmed Saugatuck: WHEE, HEE-HEE!
Chris Meddleton: Oh, fuck!

Ackmed Saugatuck: I kick some Zeg ass, yes (Chris: You mean ZERG ass!)
Because I'm Santa
Merry Christmas to all,
With a whee, hee-hee!

---

Onat: Dashing through the snow,
Get the fuck out of my way!
You're so fucking slow,
And fat what do you weigh!
Ha-ha-ha!

Scott: Uh... Onat... party's over man. I'm sorry.

Onat: You don't understand! You NEVER understand! I'M LEAVING!

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