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Yup. That's right. First real innovation in FPS in years. Have you been playing with Rocket launcher, double shotgun, pistols in every FPS you have purchased? You know them inside and out, something new would be nice. This idea was inspired by playing the game Serious Sam. In this FPS lots of enemies

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Yup. That's right. First real innovation in FPS in years. Have you been playing with Rocket launcher, double shotgun, pistols in every FPS you have purchased? You know them inside and out, something new would be nice. This idea was inspired by playing the game Serious Sam. In this FPS lots of enemies can attack at once. They can literally crowd around you and mug you, as opposed to 2 or 3 enemies at a time.

I am skilled at Serious Sam. About the only way I die is by mistake or if I get trapped or surprised. Specifically, if i am fighting and some unknown guy jumps on my back, or if I am surrounded by enemies. I continually found myself unable to turn around fast enough to get the guys in back. Or, I was too occupied with the guys in front.

That was the inspiration for Flaming Flatulence. That's right, Flaming Flatulence. If the player is surprised by an attack from the rear, and is unable to turn around to face it, he can press the Flaming Flatulence button. On activation, Flaming Flatulence is emitted from the players hiney. This is Highly Flammable Flatulence that will incinerate most enemies in seconds.

Flaming Flatulence can be activated when holding any weapon. The player cannot use the weapon in his hand while the Flatulence is Flaming. This is not as bad as it sounds. If the player is low on health, he can turn around and run. Instead of being shot in the back, he can watch the rear view mirror and activate Flaming Flatulence if an enemy is on his tail.

The pics below demonstrate Flaming Flatulence in action. The first one is a shot of Flaming Flatulence as the player runs. The next is shot as some enemies approach from the rear. The final shot shows that the player has the minigun in hand. In the rear view mirror are the enemies and some Flaming Flatulence.

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CoffeeHedake
CoffeeHedake

This wouldn't even be funny if we were back in the Beavis and Butthead days...

How old are you anyway?

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omegamaelstrom
omegamaelstrom

there's been a bunch of mods for hl and other games that have had this sort of thing over the past 7 years.

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Quackzilla
Quackzilla

big bird needs to be kicked up the arse for authorizing this lame, lame, post

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INtense! Staff
INtense!

jeez easy now, correct me if i am wrong but this modification is intended to be taken light hearted and humerous, and well its just like a flame thrower, only different ;)

i mena if this mod were a world war 2 sim, then i'd agree but in this care i reckon it could add some interesting gameplay, not because 2 year olds will be laughing at the gag, but because when someone is sneaking up on you, you can let them know you know they are their

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Foresmir
Foresmir

Well ... its the same as with Moosey mod and the other stuff.... kiddie mods that nobody really needs.

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Mattal4
Mattal4

Lol it would be helpful BUT is there infinite ammo for "Flaming Flatulence"?:confused:

Because everyone would beat the game cheaply and it would be really stupid. As a suggestion give it ammo(maybe like beans, remember The Happeh Mod?) Anyways so far this looks pretty childish:thumbdown:

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