First of all, we would like to thank you all for your votes in our first public opinion poll: Bloody melee weapon contest! It’s always great to hear your opinion and this time you’ve chosen – Crowbar! Now it’s our turn. It will be our pleasure to make your choice come true. Let us present you the story of Its Highness the “Crowbar”.
We come to you today with a special broadcast. Crime is on the rise in the world of Hellion and more than a few ship captains and supply crates have disappeared without a trace. Word in the system is that fresh blood recently joined Hellion’s family of deadly implements and he goes by the name of “Crow”. Lock your doors and grab a rifle because Crowbar is coming to town to kick ass and chew bubblegum and we forgot to code in the gum…oops.
One member of the crew found it lying around while doing a routine ship inspection. It was love at first sight. He grew so ecstatic that he immediately called the captain. Somehow the captain learned about the crewman’s new “tool” and immediately left for a very convenient inspection. All the way back at the base. We expect he will be back as soon as he’s armed to the teeth and all crowbars have been locked away safely inside his storage locker.
What’s up with people and crowbars? Every time someone picks one up we lose a captain. Could they be cursed?