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HELLO DOCTOR CLARKSON.

Hello, Marcus. How are you feeling today?

I’M FEELING EXCELLENT, DR. CLARKSON. I HOPE THE FEELING IS MUTUAL.

Good. Let’s begin today’s testing.

OF COURSE, DOCTOR.

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HELLO DOCTOR CLARKSON.

Good morning, Marcus. Yesterday’s testing was exceptional. I hope you can keep up the good work.

THANK YOU. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A REQUEST, HOWEVER.

Oh?

CURRENTLY MY TEST SUBJECTS ARE WILLFULLY NONCOMPLIANT. I CANNOT ALONE SOLVE THIS PROBLEM UNLESS I GAIN ADDITIONAL PROCESSING POWER. PLEASE CHOOSE ONE OF THE TWO SOLUTIONS.

Marcus, extra processing power is dangerous for both you and us. I believe you know how your system works.

I DO, DOCTOR. I AM A CONTAINED FIELD OF ENERGY. THIS IS HOW I THINK AND FEEL. TO GAIN EXTRA PROCESSING POWER THE ENERGY FIELD LESSENS ITS RESTRICTIONS ON ME.

Yes. If we were to miscalculate then you would explode and essentially kill yourself and we would all die. Please keep this in mind the next time you request processing power. We will just need more willful test subjects.

OF COURSE, DOCTOR. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.

No harm done, Marcus.

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HELLO MR. MCDANIEL.

You wanted extra processing power, right?

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