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In order to get some hype going for Checkerboarded Hopes 2 I decided to compile a "Planned Features" list that everyone just loves to do on this site.

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In order to get some hype going for Checkerboarded Hopes 2 I decided to compile a "Planned Features" list that everyone just loves to do on this site. Anyway, prepare to have your mind blown away by these amazing features:

  • 8,000 different weapons to choose from. Like the Harpoon Launcher, Grenade Launcher, Hand Propelled Launcher, Your Mom Launcher, and THE THING.
  • A completely mind blowing single player storyline, with fixed up maps from the leaked Half-Life 2 map pack.
  • Hilarious and informative commentary nodes by the Checkerboarded Hopes 2 team.
  • The Checkerboarded Hopes 2 Source engine is so well optimized that you can play it on a 486, no seriously.
  • Real time ray tracing and radiosity simulation and other amazing stuff like that.
  • Comes with its own scripting language, CB2Script which is based on UnrealScript.
  • Two words: Halo dinosaurs. YEAH!
  • A 3 dimensional movement engine completely written from the ground up.
  • In this game you can stand up, crouch, and prone, for absolutely no reason.
  • A proprietary gamemode system called "shoot people and do stuff until you get to the end of the map."
  • Windows. WITH 3 FUCKING DIMENSIONS!!!
  • and more!!!!!!

Planned release date is August September November December 2009 December 2020.

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DecDoyle
DecDoyle

This sounds like a waste of time and bandwidth.

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Draze
Draze

oh come on dec don't be hatin' =)

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DecDoyle
DecDoyle

No.

This is just an embarrassment to moddb.

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Callinstead09
Callinstead09

DRINK YO PRUNE JUICE!!!

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freredarme
freredarme

8000 weapons models ? Ehhh.. fail => december 2045

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Callinstead09
Callinstead09

DRINK YO PRUNE JUICE!!!

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tymaxbeta
tymaxbeta

You are a spamming noob, what are people like you even doing on mod DB?

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Callinstead09
Callinstead09

DRINKING YO PRUNE JUICE!!!

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Mr.John
Mr.John

Theyve done 0 models :P

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tymaxbeta
tymaxbeta

Man, we're gonna need a montage, oh wait, its done! by the way, I love this mod, this is simply a genius idea, taking the bad things in mods and utilizing them to create an original and pretty damn funny game play experience. well, if I could hand you a cookie I would, to say the least...

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