On April 1st I defied the April Fools jokes and released the best 3D artillery-based strategy game ever created. One day later I was abducted by a team of elite radioactive monkeys armed with laser whistles. I couldn't really tell how the lasers worked with the whistle part, but every time they blew those whistles it made the most shrill sound and my ears bled. I managed to barely escape by tricking them into thinking my bottle of iodine was a cluster of bananas. Stripped of their radioactive powers by the radiation-cleansing iodine, I was able to defeat them in hand-to-hand combat and make my retreat through the jungle. This is all a true story, by the way.
Anyhow I'm back now and lots of work has been done. The Digitanks Artillery Update is now available for download and purchase on Desura for the low, low price of [ppbranchg12768smartprice].
If you've purchased Digitanks before, you should be able to download the update and play immediately. A demo for the new version is also now available through Desura. Enjoy!