In the year 1923, war erupts across Calradia and Balion once more, bringing life to a new age of mechanization, revolution and nationalism, and a fourth era of technology that will forever shape the face of warfare.
New Excitement Standards are now in effect. Failure to comply will result in summary punishment. Negative repercussions can be avoided by proof of ignorance to the new excitement standard.
Signed - The Central Committee -
P.S. Do not waste our time with false reports again, comrade.
Successfully complying will result in immediate detainment by the General Intelligence Division of the Federal Bureau of Investigation without due process in accordance with the Communist Control Act of 1954. The United States of America will not tolerate communists.
Signed -Henry Kissinger, Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize-
(On a historical side note, the order above would have most likely been signed by a department of the Supreme Soviet, the Party was not officially in control.)
*Soviet authorised statement of reasonable excitement*
Your excitement does not meet the new excitement standard.
Highten your excitement immediately to fulfill the five-year-plan.
P.S. My personal excitement is hightened to a sufficient degree by this picture.
The level of excitement given is now considered unpatriotic.
Lower your excitement to acceptable standards as provided by glorious leader(praise him).
New Excitement Standards are now in effect. Failure to comply will result in summary punishment. Negative repercussions can be avoided by proof of ignorance to the new excitement standard.
Signed - The Central Committee -
P.S. Do not waste our time with false reports again, comrade.
Successfully complying will result in immediate detainment by the General Intelligence Division of the Federal Bureau of Investigation without due process in accordance with the Communist Control Act of 1954. The United States of America will not tolerate communists.
Signed -Henry Kissinger, Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize-
(On a historical side note, the order above would have most likely been signed by a department of the Supreme Soviet, the Party was not officially in control.)
Encouraging to see this. Keep it up!
Yes! not dead.
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