Image 14 - Skyrim Special Edition Ultra Weapons Pack mod for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

"So after getting drunk all night in the tavern in Riften, this Brynjolf fellow comes and offers me some falmerblood elixir, at the bargain price of only 30 septims each! Naturally I spent all the money I've made in the last two months back at the mine, and bought 10 of those, now I'm the strongest Nord in Skyrim! not to mention I grew back that missing limb. Ah... but now my weapons break like twigs whenever I swing them, so I had to make myself some new ones, bigger and badder than any other (although the materials aren't quite great, had to smelt my pa's old wood-axe when I ran out of horseshoes), and they're really heavy too, but since I'm super strong now (or super drunk), I can't even feel the weight."