Pappy: Revenge of Shemp mod for Half-Life 2

In the small town of Chesterton, Colorado, Pappy is the "village bully". Even at 88 years old, he loves no one and nothing. His only two friends are fellow bullies Ned and Jeff, who are horribly disfugured in the face. Pappy's main target is Mr. Shemp: a small, weak man, who still has yet to lose his virginity at the age of 33. He possesses a genius mind and great wealth, which makes him a deadly foe. As Pappy, you start an average day of life in the town, but you discover something terribly amiss. Shemp has devised plans to destroy you for the years of torment and harrasment you have inflicted upon him. However, Pappy has incredible strength to overcome these plans; do you have the mind to do so? (Warning: This mod contains graphically violent content and is not for the easily offended, and is therefore not recommended for those under the age of 17)

Mod features: This mod will feature all new content created to give you the most brutal, barbaric and inhumane gameplay you could ever imagine. It will take a non-linear approach to gameplay. As an 88 year old man, you roam around a nice, cozy little suburb armed to the teeth with meticulously created weapons. You are a bitter old man and should thus act accordingly.
A warning to the easily offended: You are able to kill, hit, beat down, and injure ANYONE in this mod. This includes innocents, animals, and the handicapped. Only you have the power to control who lives or dies within the game. Note: All characters and locations are fictional. This game is meant to be a comical adventure and if you are easily offended, go away now.

Roam streets freely
Break into houses
taunt other characters
use a large selection of weapons on anyone you choose
cause accidents/disasters

The big question:

What the #@%$ is the pipe-gun?

It may not look like much, but it's possibly the strongest/weakest gun in the world. Designed by the rednecks of Louisiana, it was shipped over to Wilson's Gun Shop in Chesterton, Colorado. Will you be able to use this gun? Of course! Even if it's just a large steel pipe duct-taped to a wooden handle system, it's power is not to be under estimated. It can be loaded with anything that can fit into the pipe. Keep in mind it's clunky design can equal random back-firings or total destruction!