Comrade! A space time continuum vortex has warped you in an alternate timeline, Some things might not be as familiar as you think! Beware of some changes... Now go and defend mother Russia! Operation Red Meltdown has begun!
Commander, Are you picking this up? Our drilling exercise starts NOW! French engineers made some modifications to their current arsenal, get ready to field test the new experimental Chrono Grand Cannon ! Now go and obliterate our enemies! Command out...