MPHLS is a funny take on the original Half-Life game. Its goal is to replace every single line of dialogue with altered or completely different lines, with humour that ranges from puns to lowbrow. If that tickles your fancy, then take a look at some the videos we have posted to get a feel for what it offers.

Here is a listing of all the things that are replaced, or are in the plans for replacement:
scientist, barney & soldier banter (i.e., randomly spoken dialogue), scripted dialogue from all chapters, text listed in train sequence, HEV sound effects

For a lengthy, time-wasting "About MPHLS" read, check out the About page on our official website:
Studiosound.planethalflife.gamespy.com

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There is a problem with the GameInfo.txt file included in this version. A fix is available here:
Sites.google.com

The original version of this GameInfo.txt file required Counterstrike:Source plus other stuff, which I never noticed before because I did have CS:S installed at the time.

I've also figured out improvements to the mod format so that you don't have to go through the painful process of extracting the Half-Life:Source .gcf contents and then unzipping the mod into the extracted folder to get this to run. These improvements will go into the next release of MPHLS, which will also include the new snark sounds.

No idea of when the full release will be ready. I plan on reading up on installers to be able to provide a single self-extracting installer that can work for all versions of Half-Life (Half-Life w/o Steam, Half-Life on Steam, Half-Life:Source). Seeing as you can register your super-old copy of Half-Life on Steam, if supporting that version gives me issues then I will not include it in the next release.

The Snarks are here!

The Snarks are here!

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These new Snark sounds will make you smile as they chew faces off

An update??  Nooos ... really?

An update?? Nooos ... really?

News 1 comment

I CAN HAS UR TASTY FACE FLESH? April Fools.... or not? It's not April 1 yet is it? (Actually, in some parts of the world, it is .... hmmm)

The MPHLS website has moved

The MPHLS website has moved

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The official website for MPHLS has a new URL. Please update your bookmarks (assuming you have a bookmark for us)

MPHLS website is moving

MPHLS website is moving

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The official MPHLS website is moving. Stay tuned for details.

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Snark Sounds

Snark Sounds

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Replacement files for the Snark to make it say "snark"

MPHLS v14 for Half-Life:Source

MPHLS v14 for Half-Life:Source

Full Version 3 comments

This package contains instructions and a zip file to install MPHLS as a mod on top of Half-Life:Source. It is, unfortunately, a manual installation process...

Mike & Pete's Fun Half-Life Sound Pak v14 - zip file (for STEAM only)

Full Version 2 comments

This is the zipped version of the sound mod. You will have to manually extract this into your Half-Life folder before playing. If you're lazy, or...

Mike & Pete's Fun Half-Life Sound Pak v.14 Installer for STEAM (or WON)

Full Version

This is version 14 of the sound pak, containing replacements for all scripted dialogue (except things said by the HEV suit and the announcement system...

MPHLS Advert Nov2006

MPHLS Advert Nov2006

Movies

A 3 minute clip that demonstrates the difference between a normal Half-Life scene and an MPHLS scene. The Chicken Dance song was added for kicks, but...

"Deviants" video sample

"Deviants" video sample

Movies

A sampling of what this mod provides. Do you remember the scene just before entering the Test Chamber, in which two scientists remark on the importance...

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TheUnbeholden
TheUnbeholden

Funny mod. Me likey :D

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Corro24
Corro24

sorry, i am a little bit of a noob. will i have to back up my half life 1 files? (i use the steam version)

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mike_mphls Creator
mike_mphls

Nope, no backups are required. You probably want to grab the file with the title "Mike & Pete's Fun Half-Life Sound Pak v.14 Installer for STEAM (or WON)".
This one can install itself, which makes things easy for ya. (It doesn't have any snark sounds in it though - I haven't had time to update it yet.)

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Companion-Pyramid
Companion-Pyramid

An Opposing Force & Blue Shift soundpack would be awesome!

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ZackyHoomar
ZackyHoomar

I love the begining a habitat for these querky little bastards XD

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ZombieKiller321
ZombieKiller321

xD! This video are 100% comedy lollolol

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RichardCranium
RichardCranium

this...is...awesome!

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Xieneus
Xieneus

Warm Apple Pie Research Labs... XD! That made my day :D

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striker12
striker12

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all go to this vid i made check it out now!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DQSSNpDdvM

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TwoDustyOldLions
TwoDustyOldLions

I guess ya gotta start some place..lol Keep trying.

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