SLOT: M249.
Huge pig-shitting weapon. Firing non-stop.
Pumbaa Shit-custom - Turbo Lax
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Heavy shit Pumbaa setting with ultimate ass blowing powers.
What is going on during reload, cadet? You're working with alive bio materials, not a dead foulish plastic pistols. So how it's working?
- At first you must open the mouth and get the previous food out. Don't worry, this pig won't bite you, as it has another much more horrible power, hehe;
- Then put fresh ham inside. You wonder why this pig eats food made from another pig? Well... that way the warm bullets gain power up: +11 to strength and -90 to smell =);
- After that push the syringe with TURBO-LAX. That way the pig would be able to shoot right away, and you won't need to wait an hour or two;
- Then you need to close the mouth. Not yours, the pig's! But be careful cadet! After TURBO-LAX shot this pig may cover you with shit shootings all of a sudden. I hope you're fast enough to avoid it, hehe );
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Remember not to smell deep! Or prepare to tell your three-eyed grand children of your mistake that day!
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