Paul Gartner, March 29th 2082: The huge focus of our fear, the Soviet capital ship lumbered silently thru the vacuum of space. Its scanners didnt find us in the upper atmosphere of Neptune however, and because this ship didnt find us, the Insurgium began. Chanjouk Obama had recently came here from the colony on Pluto to unify us, the weary oppressed. This revolt, this interstellar dissention, shall liberate us and all the members of mankind from the Soviet oppression! Admiral Hadeon Ivanov, April 30th 2082: This scum infecting the galaxy shan't exist for much longer. They're like a cockroach that no matter how many times u stomp on it, it doesn't die! And like a disease they're infecting peace itself, the galaxy can't exist without order! I watch my armies of soldiers march by and I think to myself, its squishing time! -----What side are you on?

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aww kittenz are crying nao

aww kittenz are crying nao

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i dont like teh word slow but its gonna have to be used >.<

soviet dissention

soviet dissention

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second chapter in the quest to liberate the galaxy from the soviets...

The Raid on Venus

The Raid on Venus

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A bit of a story I wrote about the first battle of the Soviet Revolution.

Epicness

Epicness

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Epicness... ya this is about a contest stuff thing...

In the beginning, Katzen said let there be news...

In the beginning, Katzen said let there be news...

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La la la doo dee doooooo......COMMUNIST!!! W00t!!