What happens when you take all of the dialogue and text of Half-Life, its expansions and sequel, run it through several different languages in Google Translate, then translate it back to English? The result is a wacky, distorted, hilarious version of these games we all love. Welcome to Half-Life: Google Translate Edition!
Put the name Nihilanth through translator as well.
It was a struggle to get Google Translate to make his name different, but I eventually managed to get something pretty amusing - his name, in the chapter title, is (SPOILER ALERT) "You're Nilan."
The general space can always succeed to succeed. He is very deceitful.
Smelly boy.
Batter to death them!
Beat, we are great and black influences.