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1971 characters remaining... You are gordono fremann. you can run, jump and more. this is a story aboutyou teleporting into dr. bran flakes's office and being sent into the dumb old portal testchambers trying to kill him and get out and is a long journey into space and then you find that aly x is trapped in spce and you need to get her and thats the end. now 1611 characters remaining... you are a human formed millions of centuries ago by amoebas taking over the world and one billion amoebas creates the gwoman tha wakes this idiot up and then you wake up on a random train that freaking flings you the crap off and you have to go through a door in the fence to make it inside the trainstation when you realize that you are in not earth anymore and on a chinese knockoff earth so you have to get out of there with a huge adventure to get to klieners and teleport and make it to doctor bran flakes to stop ruining the world but instead he sends you to the portal beta test chambers which are all unfinished and you hatethem so you have to escape with a new powerful gun to kill doctor bran flakes. 872 characters remaining... the big bang happened and amoebas spread around and kept splitting and splitting and splitting and splitting and splitting and splitting and splitting and splitting while a planet like earth was created next to earth and humans lived there, with now billions of humans living there the amoebas all grouped together named as a group "china" took over the planet next to earth and started making knockoffs of everything the earth made. the the combine invaded the earth but not china earth so the made the combin and another bunch of amoebas laer created gwoman and gordono fremann and gwoman woke that scallywag bath salt up and now gordono fremannn needs to beat up doctor bran flakes so he goes to dead kleiner's to teleport to the citadull and kill him but alyx teleports to space and hits earth and then angers the real combine and bran flakes sends him elsewhere.....