Welcome to Systech Laboratories! Where great people make great science, and vice versa! You have just signed up for a job at Systech Laboratories and have gotten hired to be one of the main exposable head janitors. Congratulations! But, after a long day on the job doing the best you can for Systech Laboratories you feel you need a lie down before your knees give out beneath you. Look no further than Systech's Mandatory Dormotoriums where we will treat you with the most finest, yet cheap, furniture and ornaments. Just give a gander of what we have to offer below!
We provide the best in home furnishings with a one room bedroom including your very own bathroom! (Bathrooms may or may not be included depending on which class you are) These rooms include dimmed lighting for your eyes to be adjusted more quickly to such a deep elevation. We also include sound proof walls so you don't hear your neighbor doing whatever your new neighbor likes doing next door.
Not only do you have the best in living space but, you also have easy access between your Dormotorium and your working grounds. This makes it easy for you to take a rest whenever you so feel because employee satisfaction is extremely important to us. (Any breaks out of the usual break time at Systech Laboratories will result in immediate relief of your duties) We have a main stair system that can lead you anywhere you want. Including the Dormotoriums.
Thank you for taking the time to read this pamphlet and welcome to Systech's Mandatory Dormotoriums! And remember: great people make great science; and vice versa.
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