The winner of the Dead Epidemic - Axe The Competition contest ironically goes to:
Axeman, for his suggestion of a Banjo.
Congrats! I'll be giving you your copy of Left 4 Dead 2 over Steam soon.
Thanks to everyone that participated, they were all great suggestions, but when you really need to kill some zombies with style, it's done with the banjo.
Nice going, Axeman :D
Congrats. Sounds like a fun weapon.