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RSS What I learned over Christmas

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A few hours ago I found out some pretty interesting/funny facts, here are some of them;

1) Coconuts kill more humans than sharks do every year...
2) Once frozen, a lobster can come back to life when it is unfrozen...
3) Every year, at least 10 people die because of vending machines...

Pretty interesting facts.....

And now some facts about Chuck Norris (I've known these for a long long time, and I'm sure you already know most or all of them too, but I still am going to tell them anyways);

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice
Chuck Norris got into a knife fight.....the knife lost
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris can punch you in the back of the face
Chuck Norris can backhand you with his palm
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.....he waits

Last but not least: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow underneath his gun
That's all...for now

Have a good one!
Battlefield: Bad Company 2 3/2/10 !!!!!

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