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Totaler Krieg: 1939-45

Mod review - 3 agree - 4 disagree

Released after five years in an incomplete state, and as a blatant way to sell more copies of the mediocre battle of empires, and the rest of the content is locked behind yet another most likely mediocre release (gates of hell).

10

Polish Markingz Mod

Mod review

An Absolutely essential mod for anyone who plays polish decks. I am amazed Eugen is not using these textures.

7

Company of Heroes: Modern Combat

Mod review - 2 agree

Graphically, this is a very good mod. But when it comes to game play, it both fails and succeeds in delivering a fun time. I don't know what it is with this mod, whenever I play it, I either have a ton of fun, or I get horribly frustrated, maybe I'm just not very good.

1

MISERY

Mod review - 3 agree

Oh boy, where do I start. The #1 mod for call of pripyat, it has to be good right?

Wrong. Its a worthless pretentious pile of garbage that tries to be more then it is. Claims to be "Realistic" yet the very first thing you see ingame is a Mosin Nagant shooting 7.62x39, said mosin also has problems killing a common dog, while they can kill you instantly. Apparantly their idea of realism is making you play a 250 pound nitwit who can't aim and can only sprint five feet and dies to a 9x18 shot to the foot.

The weapon "variety" is nonexistent, its all re skins and weapons that are in every other mod, nothing new here move along.

Graphics are just plain bad, depressing and boring to look at, no place in real life looks like that, radiation does not magically f**king alter color palettes. The variation of Stalkers is nothing that isn't in every other mod. There is a retarded butchered version of Atmosfear present.

Nothing this mod does hasent been done better by other mods. If your idea of fun is having your teeth pulled while a wild boar sodomizes you this is the mod for you.

9

Company of Heroes: Eastern Front

Mod review - 2 agree - 1 disagree

On par with Company of heroes 2.

10

Polish Army 1939-1945

Mod review

This mod is just amazing, I've been playing it for several weeks now and its just incredible, the length and detail of the campaigns is just outstanding.

10

BATTLEWARS 2

Mod review - 1 agree - 1 disagree

Best thing since cheek-breeki

9

PARANOIA

Mod review

Amazing mod, I love it. The atmosphere is just awesome, rivaled only by games like S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

2

Project Reality: Battlefield 2

Mod review - 1 agree - 4 disagree

You want realism? Don't play this mod, buy Red Orchestra. Oh sure the models are nice but that's about it, the game play is just bad, I don't mind the specific pilot kits and crewman kits but the restrictions for getting them are ridiculous, you HAVE to be in a squad, I know its to encourage teamwork but it does not work, it just creates a massive hassle. Every weapon has a scope, and 90% of the time it just makes the weapon less useful. None of the soldiers carry handguns, that would be realistic if this were World War II but this isn't, a lot of troops carry handguns as a backup weapon, At least in developed countries, they aren't exclusively badges of rank like they are in this mod. Lets talk about tanks. When you hop up into the turret you cant fire the main gun for THIRTY SECONDS, that may more may not be realistic, but its a big hindrance for people who like to play solo (again I know its to encourage teamwork but what if your on a server with 4 people). Lets talk about machine guns, when you hop into the turret of a humvee you have to wait five seconds before you fire the gun, that's just silly, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO RACK A CHARGING HANDLE? Now let's talk about the community. Almost all the occupied servers do a mumble check and kick you out if you don't have it, that's just stupid, what if your poor like me and you cant afford a microphone, The first time I tried to play online, I got kicked within a few minutes for not having mumble. Here's another problem, the pace is far too slow. Rifles do not lose accuracy because someone is moving, that just defies the laws of physics, I shouldn't have to wait five seconds after moving to fire a shot or it will go wild. I could rant all day about this mod but I'm running out of characters for this review, and whats up with the lack of single player support? Some of us just like to cool off and slaughter a ton of bots, without having to deal with crappy servers full of annoying admins who kick you for stupid crap.

6

STALKERSOUP

Mod review - 2 disagree

First, loading times, I am a very impatient person and when something takes 4-5 minutes to load It really turns me off. Second, weapons, there are so many weapons in this mod, but most of them you have to cheat to get, they aren't properly distributed about the zone. Third, crashes, this is a huge problem, I cant play a mod where every time I do anything it crashes, and I have to sit through another four minute loading screen. Fourth, THIS MOD IS A PAIN IN THE *** TO INSTALL! Took my four tries just to get it installed right.

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