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Watching Paint Dry: The Game

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Watching Paint Dry: The Game is the most unrealistic simulator I have ever played and this is coming from a guy who has played Watching Paint Dry: The Movie and it's apparent sequel, Desert Bus. You play as John Paint, whose job is to watch paint dry. Sounds simple right? NOPE. The second you enter the game you are bombarded with a bunch of things to do that goes AGAINST your job to watch paint dry. I came to play this game for the drying, not side tracking while waiting. Clearly the title is misleading as I can do a whole bunch of things. They should've just make you lose the game as soon as you look away from the wall- in which I have to point out- is just a big white texture, no details or anything, the graphics sucks. I don't think they actually researched how long it takes for paint to dry because it took me 3 days to watch it dry and I still failed the game. It's sad to see this game crash and burn too, they got a solid story, a solid character, but its all jank. I relate to this character a whole lot and this game made me feel like john paint. Like dude, why you gotta make me attached to this character alot.

I give this mod a 10 outta ten

best mod of the year cause it gives a little something for every one -ign

and all of a sudden, a game critics part 2 came out, heck yeah