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9

Project Zomboid

Early access game review
9

The Apocalyptic One Two

Game review

Doesn't get the perfect score due to the amount of money I had to pay in damages stemmed by the destructive rage the game fills me with.

10

Ensign-1

Game review

It doesn't get a 10 because I liked the original main menu theme, better.

Oh come, on!

8

Hack, Slash, Loot

Game review

How can something so simple and so retro-looking be so addictive?! It's uncanny and I'm in love with it!

With a Multiplayer mode and some actual strategy instead of the full on random outcome, it might just get the perfect score.

9

Amnesia: The Dark Descent

Game review

Doesn't get the perfect score because of the game's habit of spawning a monster right after you're finished with a puzzle. It gets predictable after the first two. But... like Yahtzee Croshaw said, it's almost unmatched as a constipation aid!

9

Fallout

Game review

The story missteps here and there, but that really is the only thing I can say to the game's detriment. The Fallout Legacy is one of the major reasons I love PC games so much.

6

Lume

Game review

Great game, has made wonders when it comes to keeping my fiancee busy for a little while. >.>
I rated it a 6 due to the lack of 64bit compatibility, once that's fixed I'll raise the score!