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7

Nights

Mod review
6

medikit_bf3 and ++

Mod review

The collision is really weird. Sometimes it just falls through objects, but never the ground.
There's no installer(which is fine). The model and the textures included are fine. It only works at max settings though.
Why is this in the mods section and not the addons section?

7

Project Zombie Strike 2014

Mod review

I love this mod, it's truly incredible how consistent the quality and updates are. There's only so many mods where you blow up zombies in BF2 and this could easily be the best.

The weapons are great, they look fantastic, the sounds are different and interesting, and they feel as they should.

The gameplay is very arcadish, with insane accuracy, minimal recoil, and lots of ammo. Plus hilarious, and tragically horrible chatter from Chris T.

The arcade style doesn't justify the AI. I'm fine with the buddy AI, but the zombies are idiots sometimes(maybe it was gameplay choice). Whenever zombies approach me, chances are; they stop in their tracks and try to decide where to eat first when I'm dead. This gives me time to blow their faces off! The zombie models look awesome, though, is it possible to add more variety?

The map locations are awesome, just bursting with personality, or lack thereof.
There's lots of map remixes, with familiar BF2 Vanilla locations with new objects, weather, and barriers. Some have default AI buddies to help you, some do not. There are also maps provided from other creators, with minimal changes.
I am rusty on my maps, but I also believe there are some very few new ones(I can easily be wrong).
Either way they are all fine, but the map with the embassy, there are so many blocked rooms, I feel that the gameplay can benefit with more open rooms and alot more zombies.
I only found one "campaign" mission that worked well, and it was Gulf of Oman, it's really neat and I really want more stuff like that. It's just super-cool.

The custom menu is amazing, I love how minimal and quiet.

There's also music! At select times in campaign mission(like entering a chopper), the menu, or just as ambiance. It's really neat and I think music deserves to be in more mods for BF2.

There are a handful of nitpicks though.
The custom sun-glare can appear through objects and the ground. I noticed this on the Strike at Karkand remix, but it may be present on other maps too. I'm not sure this can be fixed.
Some of the maps go on for way too long, I could just be stupid for not properly configuring the co-op local server, but it seems to have defaults for each map already assigned regardless. Related to this is insane default balanced, it could be that I'm just being an idiot again, but in Deadlands, it was only me with two lives VS 1000 zombies. It wasn't fair or fun, and if I wanted to finish it, it would take me an hour or so. I just don't have the patience for that.
Also when jumping or running, the left hand clips through the shotgun grip. I don't know which shotgun, or if there is even more than one shotgun, but it's just a note.
On the note of intros, my 4:3 screen does not like the EA logo. It's an oval and triggers my OCD, also I would really like a gameplay intro if it's not too much to ask for, it would really add a hint of professionalism.

Awesome job guys, it would be perfect if you fix the issues, and maybe some more maps. Please keep working on this!

6

Aftermath

Mod review

It's okay. I had some fun with it, it's a nice selection of mini-mods, but you could add some maps, you can modify some more of the original maps, you can change more gameplay aspects, and fix a bug where when the gunner of the SBD fires; the game crashes. Maybe have a better presentation too. Some custom gui textures or an intro. Otherwise I really like it.

3

Wasteland 2042

Mod review

It looks really good, I love the menu but none of the maps load, they just crash. It needs to be fixed.
I tried reinstalling the mod and using compatibility mode. The website is also down.

2

Toyota Mini Mod for Battlefield 1942

Mod review

It needs to be re-uploaded. It says the bocage.rfa is broken. Atleast it looks cool.

3

DC_Extended

Mod review

It never worked. Everything on BF1942 always worked for me, never any compatibility issues, so I can safely say that this mod doesn't work. I tried every map, and only Operation Battleaxe works on part that it doesn't have any DCX assets. Someone has to re-upload the mod because the one provided here is broken.
Excellent presentation though.

I tried, reinstalling the mod, re-downloading and installing the mod. Installing DC, and installing patches. Nothing worked. It always gets stuck very early in the loading screen, like at 30% on NO FLY ZONE.

9

What Even Is This Mod?

Mod review

I love it! It is almost perfect. One thing I want is, more names! Their hilarious, stupid racist and offensive and I don't want any repeats! Otherwise fantastic job. Also; where can I get the music?

6

Battlefield Heroes 42 v5.1

Mod review

This is a really cool mod! It looks and feels great. It's brings back alot of good memories and is pretty much perfect at that, but it runs way too slowly, on my older computer(the only one with BF1942 on it) runs this mod at around 16 fps, and that's way to slow for good play-ability. Another thing is that the weapons lack reloading animations. Probably the biggest problem is that like half the maps crash upon loading. I tried a reinstall of the game multiple times, but got the same result. This is a great mod, but it needs a few updates to be perfect.

5

BiTurboMOD

Mod review

Makes weapons reasonable, but makes the vehicles crazy...simple, easy, effective, but I don't care.