To much time:
Nick: Alright, guys the only way were gonna make it outa this alive is if we stick together so-
Coach: MAH FRIENDS CALL MEH COACH!
Rochelle: Coooach.
Ellis: KIDDY LAND! :D
Nick: God dammit.
*Later*
Nick:Ok, the safe room is just a couple of rooms ahed. Just run like Hell and we should be fine.
Ellis: Alright, lemme just get out my little Desert Eagle!
*Doors open, flames everywhere*
Nick: Perfect!
Ellis: KIDDY LAND! :D
*53,594 Dead Zombies LATER...*
Nick: OK, EVERYONE GET IN!
*Spitter comes in*
Nick: That is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life...
*Baby falls out*
*Pounds on door*
*At the GUN SHOP...*
Ellis: Hey look! Lazer beams!
*Shoots laser in eye, fire gun*
Rochelle: *gurgling noises*
Gun Shop Guy: WOULD YOU SHUT UP?! I'M TRYIN' TO MASTER BAIT UP HERE!"
Nick: What he say?
Coach: He said he wants some good ol' fashion cola!
Nick: What? Why?!
Coach: He gonna blow up the truck and clear the way!
Nick: I woulda' just suggested walking around but it but, what ever...
*INTO THE FUTURE*
*Jockey flies in*
Ellis: AAAAAAHHH!
Jockey: OOOOOOOOOHH!
Coach: FOOTBALL! *throws ball* YEAH!
*SHORTLY AFTER*
Nick: Hey, jackass! We got your Coke! You want me to just drop this in the box or what?
Gun Shop Guy: GOD DAMMIT! JUST GET AWAY FROM HERE!
Nick: Guys were walkin' around it!
Ellis: KIDDY LAND! :D
*...*
Nick: A mall, how original...
Ellis: We can use that car to drive out in style!
Nick: IT HAS NO GAS YOU MORON!
Ellis: Yeah but theres gas cans scattered around here for just such an occasion!
*charger comes in*
Nick: Well, this be ea-*getting beaten by charger*
Ellis: He must be the feller who master baits all day long!*randomly decides to take a medkit over a revival kit*
*ROAD TRIP*
Coach: Oh, baby I used to go here as a kid!
Nick: And look Ellis! Kiddy Land!
Ellis: Do I look like some sort of queer to you?
Nick: *facepalm*
Ellis: Eh I wonder what these things do! *explosion*
*frantic breathing from charger jerking off*
*Then...*
Nick: Grabin' pills...
Coach: Grabin'... PUKE!
Ellis: Grabin' heroin! Uh, I mean adrenaline! *injects self*
Random Dude: Oh what happen?
*Later...*
Nick: Huh, I wonder why they call this one "Hard Rain"?
*random monsoone*
Everyone: GAAAAH!
*THE*
Coach: Man, there must be like, three witches over there!
Nick: Oh that's ok. Those five chargers in a row made me realize how fucked we are anyway...
Ellis: Hey look! Here comes another one!
Nick: FFFUUUUUU-
*ZING*
Nick: Thank god! This is almost over!
Ellis: Yeah looks like those planes are here to rescue us! Look! There droppin' us presents! Why are they explodin'?
Coach: I HOPE MINES A FOOT BALL! :D
Nick: GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *chainsaws self*
THanks man!
i couldn't understand what the random guy said when ellis smashed the first aid box :D
That was just a guess lol. I don't have a clue about what he says.
hahaha He must be the fella who masterubates all day long!