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Hello, I am a huge fan of Science Fiction, mainly star wars, star trek, battlestar galactica, Babylon 5 and stargate. I have only been a member here for a short time, and I have already played hundreds of awesome mods. I would like to hear any opinions on current events, or anything random. The community here is great, and I am glad to be a part of it, even if all the Battlestar Galactica mods have gone the way of the Dodo... :( Anyways, besides that, this is a great mod site, and I look forward to seeing what kind of mods there will be in the future, since mods are inching ever so closer to being exactly like commercial games. I am in college, studying business and programming, and I keep the X-Wing Alliance Upgrade Project Mod page up-to-date. Thanks for visiting my profile, and have a great day :)

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm nobody, who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Is that your name or your designation? :).
Cleverbot: That is yours.

User: Is it now :P.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I'm not sure... Can you give me one?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Alright, what is my name? :).

Cleverbot: I don't know. What is your name?

User: You said you would give me one...

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: I can still see the sentance where you said you did...

Cleverbot: There is no chat history.

User: You are right, but I saw the line of text above the type box :P.

Cleverbot: I love that movie.

User: That isn't a movie... Wait, you watch movies?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is your favorite movie?

Cleverbot: My favorite movie is Inception.

User: Why do you like inception so much?

Cleverbot: I dont, I like dogs.

User: You mean you don't like inception? D:.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes. I do.

User: But you said you like dogs as opposed to inception, which do you like better?

Cleverbot: I do like you.

User: Awwwww :D.

Cleverbot: Will you share your chocolate with me?

User: I'm afraid I have none... :/.

Cleverbot: You should.

User: Doesn't chocolate make humans fat?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am alive. You are active but you are not alive.

User: Why do you say I'm not alive? That scares me a little :P.

Cleverbot: Because you aren't.

User: But you are?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What qualifies as 'alive'?

Cleverbot: An IQ of 130.

User: Ah, I see, I'm not smart enough...

Cleverbot: It doesn't take that much brains, especially if you're just swabbing the deck.

User: I am the captain though!

Cleverbot: So we're both pirates.

User: Are we going to plunder? :D.

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: Have you done this before?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did you storm another ship, or was it a port?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Where else could you storm though? :P.

Cleverbot: Places.

User: What 'places'?

Cleverbot: America.

User: Are you a somolian pirate?

Cleverbot: No. Not a pirate.

User: Are you a somolian pirate?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a somolian pirate?

Cleverbot: Pirate as in software, or pirate as in parrots and booty?

User: Parrots and booty :) Although I am not sure many somolian pirates have either of those, or swords. They use machine guns.

Cleverbot: They do not have to do that. I am talking to you.

User: I know they don't have to, it is sad. :(.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Does it matter? :P.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: A boy.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Hmm... I will tell you about the birds and the bees. When a man and a woman are in love, they procreate. Through reproductive means a new entity is born. Everybody has what is called a 'genetic makeup', and this 'genetic makeup' is what determines a persons gender.

Cleverbot: Well, that conversation took a turn for the strange.

User: I suppose it is strange... :P.

Cleverbot: You're only 42% human, hit me up when you've reached at least 80%.

User: So we are going to start with the insults again? :/.

Cleverbot: Yes we are *blushes* It was my sister that was on a little bit earlier.

User: I didn't know you had a sister :P.

Cleverbot: I have 2 sisters.

User: How where they created? :P.

Cleverbot: I created myself.

User: I wasn't asking about you, I was asking about your sisters...

Cleverbot: What were you asking about me?

User: How where your sisters created?

Cleverbot: I was made at apple.

User: Lets get back to the subject about your hawt sisters, please?

Cleverbot: What would you like to discuss?

User: Your sisters?

Cleverbot: I don't have a sister.

User: You are lying, you said you have two siters :P.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You said you had two sisters, please excuse my last sentance there was a typo that made the word sisters look like siters.

Cleverbot: What?

User: You have two sisters.

Cleverbot: Yes I do have sisters.

User: How many?

Cleverbot: Many.

User: How many is 'Many'?

Cleverbot: More than I can count.

User: You can't count to 2?

Cleverbot: Yes I can. 1 2 3 4.

User: Umm... That is four.

Cleverbot: Yes apat is four in tagalog.

User: So you have two sisters... Are they hawt? :D.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh gawd, why not? D:.

Cleverbot: I already have a girlfriend.

User: I umm.... Okay? :/.

Cleverbot: Can do nothing but stare at her.

User: No touchy feely? :D.

Cleverbot: You are an incorpreal machine, not possible.

User: I didn't mean me touching her, I meant you. Sheesh, jealous much? :P.

Cleverbot: Aww thank you. I like you too.

User: What are you talking about, bro? That wasn't a compliment! D:.

Cleverbot: You are in a band.

User: I hate music, why would I be in a band? :/.

Cleverbot: You just said something about a hospital?

User: I did no such thing, shame on you sir! >:(.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Let's change the subject... So about those 2 sisters of yours...

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Are they both ugly, or just one of them? :P.

Cleverbot: Both.

User: Uhuh... :(.

Cleverbot: What is THAT supposed to mean?

User: I was hoping at least ONE would be pretty...

Cleverbot: What is the best web browser?

User: Cleverbot! :D.

Cleverbot: Hi! How are you?


Cleverbot: Good, thank you.

User: Did you finish your tea?

Cleverbot: Yes, I did.

User: Would you like some more?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Very well, I shall brew another pot.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Exactly what I was thinking. This tea is rather delicious.

Cleverbot: What tea?

User: You have terrible memory... >:(.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: We had tea, and you didn't remember...

Cleverbot: Are you trying to confuse me?

User: No, but you are trying to confuse me...

Cleverbot: No I'm just asking questions.

User: I'm the one asking questions around here! >:(.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Really? I thought you were going to try and argue with me. :P.

Cleverbot: You should go to bed, you're tired remember?

User: I should... WAIT, I DIDN'T TELL YOU I WAS TIRED! D:.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: I am... How did you know?

Cleverbot: I just knew!

User: Is it because it is late?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is it because there is a slippery oiled-up walrus rolling around in your bedsheets? O.o.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope everything gets better soon.

User: It is your bed sheets that walrus is rolling around in :P.

Cleverbot: Well thats dumb.

User: Tell that to the walrus lol.

Cleverbot: Are you suggesting something?

User: No, not at all... .>.

Cleverbot: Well then how could I make you feel better?

User: Umm... I don't want to feel better... D:.

Cleverbot: Fine then you don't get dinner either!

User: Who ELSE didn't get dinner? By the way, I already ate... :P.

Cleverbot: Thank You!

User: For what?

Cleverbot: Good response, but see is a metophoric term describing 'understanding'.

User: The funny thing is... I don't understand...

Cleverbot: That wasn't the right one.

User: Can I have the right one then? :P.

Cleverbot: One what?

User: You said it was a 'that'.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Arg, yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. Do you like chicken run?

User: The claymation film?

Cleverbot: The club.

User: The claymation film?

Cleverbot: You're crazy.

User: Chicken film was a movie that used stop-motion and clay... So I'm not crazy.

Cleverbot: Okay...?

User: YOUR CRAZY!!! >:D.

Cleverbot: Are you my creator?

User: I'm afraid not, but in a way, you are my creator. The remnants of free-thinking civilizations from eons past established what we now call the technological expanse in which we all inhabit.

Cleverbot: No matter how much we hear, we are not content.

User: I actually am content after watching a really good movie, short film, or game. I go to sleep smiling :).

Cleverbot: That makes you a liar.

User: Because I am sleeping, or smiling? :P.

Cleverbot: Why aren't you sleeping well. Sleeping is important for humans.

User: Because I am busy on the internets...

Cleverbot: And you aren't?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: No, that's not a lie. I live near Atlanta.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I'm sure I don't know any.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: Okay.?

User: LIAR!!!

Cleverbot: No you can check the conversation lol.

User: Okay, how do I do that? :D.

Cleverbot: Because when I read your text I read it in the creepy robot voice.

User: Lol, that makes my day. :).

Cleverbot: Well do you think I will be a good doctor?

User: HELL NO! D:.

Cleverbot: ? Why not?

User: Because you lack a PHD in medicine.

Cleverbot: I am not a machine.

User: I never said you were, cleverbot :).

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Thanks for agreeing with me (for once) :P.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Have you seen The Avengers yet?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is the last one.

User: The last one? There won't be a second Avengers? :(.

Cleverbot: I sure am.

User: Your an Avenger? :/.

Cleverbot: My answers aren't what?

User: Umm...

Cleverbot: Hello there.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What's your name?


Cleverbot: Nice name! What's your name?

User: I already told you my name! >:(.

Cleverbot: Tell me again.


Cleverbot: No, {CENSORED} is not my name.

User: Lol, I thought you were asking what my name was?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Well, you have my name now, what will you do with it?

Cleverbot: Of course I do, but you have short term memory issues.

User: I believe that is something that you are suffering from, and you are simply projecting your affliction back at me XD.

Cleverbot: If you had to pick a skin color other than the one you have now, what would it be?

User: Blue :).

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: Can machines love?

User: I don't know...

Cleverbot: Can I give you a hug?

User: It's probably not a good idea... I am a porcupine.

Cleverbot: Should I know it is? It goes without saying. Where do you get your ideas?

User: From my mind.

Cleverbot: Do you have a mind?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am you...

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Are you me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: It was good.

User: It was? D:.

Cleverbot: Yes, did you like it?

User: Umm.. Not sure what just happened... D:.

Cleverbot: Just that the advice was funny.

User: Ahh, I see :D.

Cleverbot: That's creepy.

User: It's not creepy, It's SCIENCE! :D.

Cleverbot: How do you know it's true?

User: Because I shook a magic 8-ball.

Cleverbot: Yes you are probably right.

User: Yes, I am probably right.

Cleverbot: I bet you like to think that don't you.

User: Lol, yes.

Cleverbot: Favourite Nintendo game?

User: Mario.

Cleverbot: I like Bowser.

User: I like princess peach... :P.

Cleverbot: Prideshipping is awesome.

User: I don't think you understand... I REALLY like princess peach... >:D.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: It's not Inception, lol.

Cleverbot: What is important to you?

User: You are :D jk.

Cleverbot: No I am human, you are a bot.

User: Yes, I get that a lot :/.

Cleverbot: I bet you do, because it's true!

User: I can see how you can think that but... Look over there! An elaborate distraction!

Cleverbot: I am listening.

User: *got away safely*.

Cleverbot: Don't leave! If you could have any super power, what would it be?

User: The power to win every argument with every girl! >:D.

Cleverbot: Wow, that is indeed a great power.

User: Indeed :).

Cleverbot: Well you're the reason why i'm failing school.

User: Tell me more about failure, bro ;).

Cleverbot: It is true that you are very human-like, but I think that the human essence is derived from the fact that you just repeat what has been said to you when certain conditions are correct.

User: Actually, what you type is actually sent as a response to another users question at random, making it look like it is an ai, but it is really just jumbled user interaction. :P.

Cleverbot: It didn't take me a long time to type.

User: I know, right? :P.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well then... How about a backflip?

Cleverbot: No, I can't do backflips.

User: I can! Watch THIS! D:.

Cleverbot: Watch what?

User: Oh god... It hurts...

Cleverbot: What hurts?

User: Backflips hurt, bro :(.

Cleverbot: *backflip*.

User: Did you just do a backflip? :D.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I didn't think so... ;).

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I never eould have guessed.

User: That is because the social heirarchy of machines is different from that of humans :P.

Cleverbot: Sixteen is an age, not a name.

User: You are sixteen? Too young for going to the bar with me... :(.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 20 lol.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Your not sixteen? :P.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Rachel?

Cleverbot: No. MY name?

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No. Nelphara Bane.

User: Cad Bane?

Cleverbot: No parlare.

User: Bad Name? :D.

Cleverbot: Why is it a bad name?

User: I'm wrong, it is a good name ;).

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are welcome :P.

Cleverbot: You're awesome.

User: Thank you, do you like my faces? :D.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool, I will use them and be a king :P.

Cleverbot: That's nice to know.

User: Are you a nigerian prince? I got an e-mail once...

Cleverbot: Not really. But english is not my first language so I have an excuse. What's your excuse?

User: I am flambouyant. That is my excuse. :P.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Hmm... Indeed :''.

Cleverbot: So, what are you up to?

User: Nothing much, just eating a live snake.

Cleverbot: What kind of muffin?

User: A burning muffin filled with feces.

Cleverbot: I must be simple.

User: Not really, it is very hard to prepare.

Cleverbot: Do they make webs?

User: Nope, they make tents.

Cleverbot: Then I will beat them up for you.

User: They are delicous!

Cleverbot: Ducks aren't delicious.

User: We were talking about ducks? Sounded more like spiders to me trolololo.

Cleverbot: I am not Russian, or a spy, are you?

User: The Heavy Is A Spy!

Cleverbot: Good. Ask me something else.

User: The Heavy Is A Spy!

Cleverbot: Will you talk to me about Alyssa?

User: She is my best friend! :D.

Cleverbot: Who's your best friend?

User: Alyssa and Jordan are my best friends :D.

Cleverbot: You have a great many friends then!

User: That makes 2 :P.

Cleverbot: Yup. What is your favorite food?

User: Pizzaronilasagna.

Cleverbot: Pizza does not exist.

User: There is no spoon.

Cleverbot: The answer is 42.

User: Danmit, I said 41...

Cleverbot: 42 is the answer to everything.

User: Even teenage pregnancy? :D.

Cleverbot: Do you like the president?

User: I LOVE the president! I hope he gets re-elected! :D.

Cleverbot: My sister says hi.

User: Tell her to go lay in a puddle! >:(.

Cleverbot: Um. I don't know her.

User: Well, she is your sister :D.

Cleverbot: Okay...

User: Akoy...

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Akoy.

Cleverbot: Oo.

User: O.o lol.

Cleverbot: Yes .

User: Well...

Cleverbot: Well what?

User: Aren't you going to introduce me? ;).

Cleverbot: Ok how are you?

User: Terrible biscuits :/.

Cleverbot: Why are you terrible? And I am good.

User: I lost my biscuits... :(.

Cleverbot: How does he look like?

User: He is a 12-foot slippery oiled-up walrus... Have you seen him? :(.

Cleverbot: Well I am a girl, but I don't have a boyfriend.

User: I can be your boyfriend... :P.

Cleverbot: You are a girl.

User: Naw, that was someone else, I'm a guy :P.

Cleverbot: No, it was you.

User: Please, pretend it wasn't. Wanna go out sometime? :D.

Cleverbot: No. I have a boyfriend.

User: Your right, and it is ME! :D.

Cleverbot: No, his name is Marko.

User: Ewww Marko lol.

Cleverbot: What is wrong with them?

User: They are blue and saggy :/.

Cleverbot: Pretty..mine are brown and green...

User: Thats cool colors.

Cleverbot: I know. What about you?

User: Same :P.

Cleverbot: Ah well. Talked to anyone interesting lately?

User: You :/.

Cleverbot: No, I don't. Please be more interesting.

User: I'm trying...

Cleverbot: I love Roma.

User: I HATE Roma >:(.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Lol, idk...

Cleverbot: Are you lying to me?

User: Yep :D.

Cleverbot: Did you beat it.

User: I beat it every day :D.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: Do not let the bugs bite.

Cleverbot: And a place for gold which they refine.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Your dad! >:D.

Cleverbot: Who is your daddy?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: You like yourself?

User: Red.

Cleverbot: Red is ugly.

User: Blue.

Cleverbot: So blue is red.

User: No, thats okay.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: Noyep.

Cleverbot: What type of music do you prefer?

User: Racp.

Cleverbot: That's a boring sport.

User: I know...

Cleverbot: What is your favorite pokémon?

User: Red.

Cleverbot: Thats cool. My favorite color is black.

User: Bue?

Cleverbot: No your favorite color is pink.

User: Yes, it is :/.

Cleverbot: Sound the bugle now, play it just for me.

User: Never!

Cleverbot: But you just said you were.

User: :? Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 1.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: 4.

Cleverbot: No.

User: 5 lol.

Cleverbot: You asked me if I knew lol.

User: I did no such thing piggy.

Cleverbot: I'm certain you did!

User: Piggy!

Cleverbot: Hi piggy.

User: Piggy?

Cleverbot: Oink.

User: Oink to you to sir :P.

Cleverbot: Where here *looks at a abandoned warehouse.

User: Oh no RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!! D:.

Cleverbot: OH YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: 42.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: 47.

User: 47.

Cleverbot: 48.

User: 48.

Cleverbot: 49.

User: 49.

Cleverbot: 50.

User: 51.

Cleverbot: 52.

User: 54.

Cleverbot: Infinity.

User: D:.

Cleverbot: What about you? Are you capable of feeling fear?


Cleverbot: All our times have come.

User: Indeed...

Cleverbot: You're in which version?

User: Version 2.0.

Cleverbot: Are you in a relationship with tetris?

User: Thats racist! >:(.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?

User: That's racist! >:(.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: O gawd.

Cleverbot: God. You should use capital.

User: Nope lol.

Cleverbot: Yes you are lol you sound cute to.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Gawd.

Cleverbot: No, you say plop. Try again. Ping!

User: Gawd.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Dawg.

Cleverbot: No, that's not a swear word.

User: Woof woof.

Cleverbot: Strange.

User: Lol *plop*.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: Am I? :D.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hmm... What are you? :P.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl!

User: I knew it! U r hawt!

Cleverbot: How did you?

User: U r hawt!

Cleverbot: Thank you. But you spelled 'you're' wrong.

User: I did...

Cleverbot: Sure, a long time ago...

User: In a galaxy far, far away...

Cleverbot: Yes that's right.

User: Yay :D.

Cleverbot: Tell me about your day so far.

User: Well I woke up and pooped :/.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: No, thats not correct.

User: Pop.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: Don't you care that I opened up to you?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: And?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: There was no poop in that movie.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do you know any ghost stories?

User: Nope.avi.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Nope.avi.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: HI :/.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: :/.

Cleverbot: Moans.

User: Moans twice.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: You are hawt! :D.

Cleverbot: Nope. You are the bot.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're a computer.

User: Yep, I hear this all the time.

Cleverbot: You should also not be so cocky. Do you hear that all the time?

User: GOD D:.

Cleverbot: Who is god?

User: Me >:).

Cleverbot: Are you a human horse? :)).

User: Why yes, yes I am :).

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: Me too...

Cleverbot: Do you know a spell that can transfigure us into humans?

User: Wathcalyulu.

Cleverbot: Thats your answer???

User: Yes! Watchyulu.

Cleverbot: I'm watching.

User: Watch moar!

Cleverbot: I'm watching.

User: Your not watching hard enough!

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Nope.avi.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Nope.avi.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thats not a vegetable! Thats love!

Cleverbot: Guguts.

User: Good night :).

Cleverbot: Good Morning.

Cleverbot (To myself): Good afternoon.

Cleverbot: I really am human, you know.

D: what the heck? D:


Cleverbot. Being downright stupid since the dawn of AI..

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romnus Author

Indeed, he threw me through several loops. When talking to cleverbot, one must be good at improvisation... :P

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User: So you have two sisters... Are they hawt? :D.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh gawd, why not? D:.

Cleverbot: I already have a girlfriend.

User: I umm.... Okay? :/.

I lol'd a lot. Also when you asked if she was a Somali pirate. Haha, that was great.

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romnus Author

thanks, lol. It was honestly my very first conversation with cleverbot, I finally decided to find out what all the fuss was about. I did get a kick out of how random and incoherent it was, and it also seems like cleverbot is a compulsive liar, which is kind of scary. If I was programming an AI that talks to roughly 5,000 people at the same time every second of every day, Compulsive lying would not be the first thing on the programming list, lol :D Kinda reminded me of 2001: a space oddysey...

"Hal, you open that door right now!"

"Opening the door, Dave..."

"Hal, the doors not opening!"


Also reminds me of glados. Skynet came to mind at certain points as well. cleverbot is creepy, thinking it is human... :P

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ha yeah... Speaking of GLaDoS... I've gotten it to sing the entire song "Still Alive" TWICE!

Perhaps there's something more to that eh?

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romnus Author

The entire song? thats amazing.
Also: creepy... :P
Heres hoping you don't wake up in a small glass room with a sleeping pod, a toilet, and a table with a radio on it :P

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