It's like - where's the fear?? Where's the awe?? Ok, we've stopped drinking human blood, but seriously - all those chemicals you expose yourselves to, what do you figure??
Anyways, this girly-thing. I started hanging out with her because I like the smell of fish, but soon she thought I loved her and stuff. I mean, wtf!? And inside my mind I'm going: "Wtf, lady, do you think I want you around me for all eternity!? Sod off!". Of course, I can't say that to her. Knowing this one, she'd probably go get herself bitten by some level 1 vampire familiar and come back to haunt me - for eternity. I think I may have solved the problem by telling her it's because I love her so damn much, I don't want her to suffer - like me - as a vampire.......
AND SHE BOUGHT IT!! Ahahahaha! As IF my life is full of suffering! Well, apart from her, I mean.
I mean - I'm immortal, forever young and strong as hell! I have mah crew of hardcore vampire guys and I can use my charm to get me any girl I damn well please! Life as a vampire is... Wait for it... L-E-G-E-N-D-A-R-Y!!!
So, now I just gotta see if I can pawn her off to that werewolf guy. Hehe, she's going to get a surprise once she finds out exactly how feral he is. House-trained is going to take on a whole new meaning!
Enjoy, BITCH!
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For those of you going: "What the..." right now, this blog post is a response to the news post that Gman/Indiejunkie wrote on the website (Eternal Silence). I sure as hell hope I didn't offend any non-twilight fans out there. If I offended any twilight-fans, well... I can live with that :)
Hooray Hooray!
He came through on his promise and I am soooo happy. This is exactly the kind of thing that lifts me up as a vampire in today's world.
PS: This is ES development at its finest.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull man.