I sexually identify as the consul. Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of being the leader of a dystopian city that is in the middle of a wasteland which used to be NYC before the 7 Hour War. People tell me that I can't be the consul of City 17, but I don't care, I am a great leader. Every day I wake up an tell my obedient citizens that their job is the opposite of slavery, to appreciate the comfort of C17, but use discretion, to keep their identibands clean and visible at all times, and that they know how to conserve valuable oxygen. My leadership skills improves everyday along with my speeches. When I am in my citadel that is shaped like a metallic dildo and hear an AJ or JW going into effect I know I am keeping my citizens in their place without them questioning my actions and reasons on why and what I am doing. From now on I want you guys to call me The Consul and respect my right to lead a city along with its occupants. If you can't accept that I am the leader of City 17 then you're an Anti Citizen and I will send my MPF and OTA forces, including synths that are ready for combat, to find you and kill you along with your family, friends, and members of your pathetic resistance movement. Glory to the UU!
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