Hello and welcome to my profile, my name is NOVλ. I am a fan of Half Life 1 and 2, its mods, and alpha/beta content. I am also into gaming tech, old and new.

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I sexually identify as the consul. Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of being the leader of a dystopian city that is in the middle of a wasteland which used to be NYC before the 7 Hour War. People tell me that I can't be the consul of City 17, but I don't care, I am a great leader. Every day I wake up an tell my obedient citizens that their job is the opposite of slavery, to appreciate the comfort of C17, but use discretion, to keep their identibands clean and visible at all times, and that they know how to conserve valuable oxygen. My leadership skills improves everyday along with my speeches. When I am in my citadel that is shaped like a metallic dildo and hear an AJ or JW going into effect I know I am keeping my citizens in their place without them questioning my actions and reasons on why and what I am doing. From now on I want you guys to call me The Consul and respect my right to lead a city along with its occupants. If you can't accept that I am the leader of City 17 then you're an Anti Citizen and I will send my MPF and OTA forces, including synths that are ready for combat, to find you and kill you along with your family, friends, and members of your pathetic resistance movement. Glory to the UU!


Is it just me or Consul acts more Hitler’ish than Dr. Breen does?

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Nah, it isn't just you

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Welcome to city 17.

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

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