The Wise and The Jerk image - moddlord1

WELCOME IN DA ORK CAVE!! Get 'em boyz! I’z smashed ‘umies an’ panzies an’ birdboyz an’ dogfaces; I’z gonna smash anyfing wot gets in my way, an’ take wotz left. I iz da biggest, ‘ardest boss in all da ‘Spanse, da biggest Moddlord1 ov Undred-Undred Teef, and nuffin kan stop me! Dakka dakka dakka! Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see! WAAAGH!! We is gonna stomp da universe flat and kill anyfink that fights back. we're da Orks, and was made ta fight and win.