Hi my name is Michael Allport, I am 19 years old (becoming an old man o.o). Into the general stuff, gaming, music etc. Wanting to learn programming, did a bit at college and loved it

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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said '"I have a question for you now." "If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop... one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone... which on is married?"' "Well," said the teacher nervously," "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said little Johnny. "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."

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