I am a freelance 2D and 3D artist with a passion for science fiction art. My interest in this kind of art started from an early age through my dual interest in science and art. I started my professional career in 2006 when I joined the Black Mesa Development Team, now called the Crowbar Collective. While with them I honed my skills and learned how to work with a team of professionals.

Report RSS We're not dead!

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Black Mesa has been in development for quite some time now, so it’s hardly surprising that some people are constantly suggesting we’ve died. As you can imagine, it is at times very annoying, even disheartening. Never the less, It’s almost become a pythonesque running joke for us, and I’ve decided to put this situation into a form we can all laugh at.

Fan: Is this mod dead?
Troll: Yep, died ages ago!
Fan: Pity.
BM: We’re not dead!
Fan: What?
Troll: Nothing. Here’re some other mods.
BM: We’re not dead!
Fan: 'Ere. They say they’re not dead!
Troll: Yes, they are.
BM: We’re not!
Fan: They aren't?
Troll: Well, they will be soon. They’re very lazy.
BM: We’re getting better!
Troll: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Fan: Oh, I can't leave them then. It’d be premature.
BM: We don't want to loose another fan!
Troll: Oh, don't be such babies.
Fan: I can't leave them.
BM: We’re doing fine!
Troll: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? They won't be long.
Fan: No, I've got to check BS and OP4. They've lost nine today.
Troll: Well, when’re you next online?
Fan: Thursday.
BM: We’re making fantastic progress!
Troll: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. They haven‘t released any updates in months.
BM: Check the Devblog. !BANG!
Troll: Ah, thanks very much.
Fan: Not at all. See you on Thursday.


Modded conversation from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I love it! 1000/10 stars :D I Laughed out very loud when I realized that ^^

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Oh god, MP joke.

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At least someone's getting a laugh out of it...

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