So I've be slicing and dicing my way through Ninja Gaiden 2, with some parts being like epic hardness and others being a cakewalk. Is there a difference between hard and just fucking stupid? How do designers make the footman of some evil as all shit boss harder then the boss himself? One scene i wish to talk about the most was possibly one of the most drawn out boss fights ever. This boss looks and acts bad assed and he has some massive fuck-off scythe that you get to keep after beating his arse and the sucker takes all but 30 seconds to moe down.
We we see a packed stadium of warewolves, which btw are sometimes so farking hard to beat its like putting your hand in a blender! Now the thing with this level the boss is all like
"Yo Ryu so i see you have some bad assed leather suit and some wicked assed sword and your all like up in my grill and wanna take me down! Thats cool sucker because i have some massive stadium filled with my underlings (lol) and they will avenge me if it only takes like 30 seconds to whoop my arse!"
And then your all like
*Stare*
And once you do beat him (no surprise) his underlings (lol) jump into the stadium and are all like
"Yo Ryu, you beat our upperling (lol?) and now we gang rape you"
And then i was all like
*Picks up massive fark-off scythe*
So there you are just cuttin some faces off when big boobs flys up and is all like
"Yo Ryu im gonna nuke these bitches"
And your all like
"Thats cool babah im gonna stab your plane!"
And thats how i beat the boss, there was one boss tho that was farking stupid hard. And i almost frisbeed my free game out the window because of it. Check this one out.
Now i know what your thinking and i was thinking the same thing
"Oh what the flying shit is that!"
Yeah this is possibly the hardest fucking boss in the whole game (so far) and this was at level 2. Now i managed to barely beat him i mean cm'on the guy shoots fucking sliver seamen at you, shoots bolts of lightning, shoots a fucking face at you, rams you into the wall and then shocks you when you go to stab the bitch. It took me like 4 try's to work out that you shoot the douche in the face with your bow when he isnt sending his seamen after you.
How can a game designer make such idiotic decisions as to how easy awesome bosses are and how fucking stupidly hard stupid douchey bosses are, not to mention how early on in the game this gigadeath boss is in.
Argh. Stupid stupid stupid!
