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Game review

This game is utterly amazing, when you get used to the fact that it is meant to be more of a film than a game, you get sucked right in, and the best part of it is that you make the choices that progresses the game further. Game has lots of action, choices, collectables, rewards, great narrative... this game shows that video games can be used to make great interactive films and a form of art.


Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

Game review - 1 disagree

This is by far my favourite TES game, and I've played all but Arena.
The atmosphere of this game is immense, you really feel a part of it, and all the features added to it really allows you to play what you like, how you like it.
The only downside of this game to me is the combat, it is very rusty, I've never known a game that makes you miss striking with your sword so much... but it's not too bad, the rest of the game keeps you hooked.


S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl

Game review - 1 agree

This game is probably the best game I have ever played, on the highest graphics, decent headphones and no distractions, you really get into the zone of this game and feel as if you're actually there, trust me, they had the right to say 'The most atmospheric game ever'.
Other than just the atmosphere, the game-play is great too! some people say that Clear Sky or Call Of Pripyat is better, but I have played them all, but Shadow of Chernobyl keeps me coming back for more.
And I love the endings!
Absolutely great game, highly reccomend it.



Mod review

Love this mod!, It's got a completely different feel from the actual Half-life games and yet feels as if it should be a part of the saga.
It has it's own mini-modes and more episodes to come!
Only down sides to it is that it can be a bit slow and repetitive at times, and your follower's AI isn't too great in my opinion.


Afraid of Monsters DC

Mod review

Scariest game/mod I have ever played for Half-Life, and I haven't even got past the 2nd chapter yet... I keep on ******** myself.
It's not a 10 because the only bad thing is that you walk way too fast.


Nightmare House 2

Mod review - 1 disagree

Great mod... jumpy as heck, amazing atmosphere, only thing that prevented it from a 10 was the fact that most of it was taken from other games like F.E.A.R.



Mod review

This mod is without a doubt one of the best mods I have ever played... it's a very heart touching story that gets you involved almost instantly and leaves you mesmerised all the way through.
I should probably give it a lower score than this because I haven't rated it like I have with my other reviews and you don't really have much choice in the mod, but I'm not sure if it's just me, but I can only describe it as beautiful...

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