Comments - Darthzilla1987

Question! it could just be me, but it appears the file here is corrupt or damaged, as my system says.
Why is that?

So. Well, sod me silly, the mod is quite the something.

I'll start with the things i generally don't like in terms of realism: The hell are studs? What most people may understand as studded armour, everyone else knows it as Brigandine, or Coat Of Plates. The Plates are just inside or between (Most likely inside) the leather breastplate. Now, as much as i like the colour black, Black Armour was simply something that never existed. Yes, there was Edward IV but as far as I've noticed, he was the only one who wore black Armour.

Now that is basically all i don't like about the mod, the rest are just wonderful. How you can tell there's Gamberson underneath the mail,The Shield staying in front of you as you attack (Its always irritated me in games and movies where they attack, and as they do it, they swing their shield back away from them.) Its a shame it doesn't count in melee, but it definitely works with missile fire. For a rather long time it bothered me to see in movies (Much less games) where they just where the helmet and nothing underneath it. Or simply just the mail coif. Gamberson under Mail, no matter where, and one of the helmets in the mod simply does it well. Its a Gamberson hood under... i don't exactly remember if it was a Bascinet or a sallet, but i'll just say bascinet. The Plate armours, although lacking, are quite fun to look at. Although i don't exactly get what you mean by, what was it? Double plated? Eh, whatever.

A lot of good, very little bad. I say 8/10 (IGN) The mere existence of Studded armour pushed it down by 2.

Darkwanker.

Now there's something i'd say as an insult.
"OI, YA DARK WANKER, THAT'S ME MUM YOU'RE WANKING TO!"
#HaveAWank, was his response.

Well this mod could end up in the state Bannerlord was in. But its always worth waiting for something, yes? No? Anyhoo, just work at your own pace, mate. I'll judge it when the time comes.

(Why say judge? Well... in it obvious?)

Finished, is it? Yay! now to judge it. I'll be back... eventually.

A mod about knights? Squire, ready me armour, and get me one of those... what do you call them... Spy glasses! yeah, get me one of those, i'll be keepin an eye on this one.

Once you've finished with this, Sir Lancelot, i'll judge it based on realism. I do hope it passes.

This i agree on, but to think old Arkan is still going on about this. Jehayrus, go do something else, mate. A hobby or something. Perhaps do some swordsmanship as a passtime. Its what i do, good fun, great exercise and helps with posture.

Wait i was wrong? Ooh i'm wrong! what a splendid day this is! give me some time to analyze this, mate.

Also how many times must i say, not filipino, don't want nothing to do with its politics so really, i don't know why i'm bothering. Possibly out of sympathy. ((DZ, judging by him, America gave them sympathy and look what it got them))
Oh? mmm he pulls good points. See, this is the thing i like about people like these sometimes, they may hate but they do bring in good info.
((I like this neutral stance you suddenly have, DZ.))
Well, i'll do anything for my novel. Little things like this might be useful in the later bits of it.
((But... how?))
We'll see soon enough DiZeN. If i can figure out where to fit them.
((Highly doubt you would.))
Well i doubt you'll still be a thing if you keep being like this.
((Well... if you get rid of me, who can you talk to during lonely days?))
Myself.
((****...))

Oddly enough, the game is playable in the original MnB. I regret many things.

Oh god, its fallout all over again!

Didn't even knew those. Facts and evidence is all i need. Who's to say i'm a filipino? i just happen to live here.

Though judging by the statistics shown here, China and the Philippines aren't far off to each other. Other than a few parts.

I also do enjoy how you never use our name's.

2013... if memory serves me right, a lot of things happened to the Philippines, october i think, a massive earthquake hit... what was it, Bagiou? ah one of them. And shortly after, a massive typhoon hit. Honestly, i live in one of the eastern cities in the Philippines (Vigan. Lovely place. Sort of) so i never felt the brunt of these two disasters but the most was the electrical outage that lasted quite a while.
Two years later, it seems the country has mostly recovered. Ah, what do i know? don't really pay attention to the news or modern politics. Half of modern politics anyway.

I again, enjoy how you sir ArkanTiger are just patrolling this comment section.

There were probably more natural disasters that i don't know about that happened in the Philippines. Wait, the one that happened in 197..4? 5? 8? one of them. T'was another massive earthquake. I'm going to be quiet for a while now since i just realized worrying about these would hinder my progress with my novel. Actually no... yes... these stat's would help with the political side. THANK YOU ARKAN.

Just wait till Jon see's this.
(And by Jon i mean Many a True Nerd for he is a massive fallout fan)

Please tell me there's the iconic RitterBrudder horned helmets? or at least a helmet with the hand of gott (Why did i spell it in german i will never know) in it. PLease tell me.

God and Bennet... July 10. Late but i didn't really bother with warband until recently again. Heck, why not. Just let me finish my Novel, alright mate?

Uh... Chao... Your not the leader of your country. Your just a devoted follower of it. And incredibly xenophobic. Who to say i'm different? sure i may not like china myself but i don't wank off to some site and rant about it. Kill me if you wish. I don't really care anymore. (Just let me finish my novel first. Its about politics and warfare in a fantasy setting)

And its also blatantly obvious that he didn't even bother reading my reply.

This man is determined to **** on it.
If i find another shithead then i might as well make a documentary of how stupidly annoying people can be for the sake of entertainment.

I still love the fact that one of the tags say "Fantasy"
Arkan... i didn't know you were a comedian.
Before you say anything: it takes a comedian, myself or just some really funny bastard to make me laugh.

Sounds very corrupted... i'm going in.

You know i bet you were laughing at the fact i called filipinos "shitweeds" and yes it was mean't to be funny but not literal, just so you know to those filipinos who found it slightly offensive.

Because i feel like it, i'm gonna do a possibly **** joke:
You know, there was this one sod who walked right to the edge of a cliff, he was thinking of commiting suicide, but then a car came running at him at around 130 MPH and then came to a sudden stop 3 feet away from him, the driver was then kicked out of the car due to inertia and fell down the cliff shouting "IT WAS ME JOTARO!!!..." then the man realised that it was that man who killed his wife, he decided to jump down with him, hoping to get some answer's but ultimately just crushed the remains of his flat body... he survived because he landed on the body which wasn't flat, the man grabbed his face and shouted "YOU MIRACLE MAKER!! YOU MADE MY WIFE PREGNANT AGAIN EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS ALREADY 3 MONTHS PREGNANT!!!" the police then pulled over next to the flat man's car looking down the cliff wondering how that man survived... he left his shoes on the cliff and the officer concluded that the man who is down at the bottom of the cliff with no shoes is infact the owner.
Long story short he found the bastard who impregnated and killed his wife by all things amazing, jumped in with him, survived and **** talked a dead body... police are still baffled at the fact that the man survived a 100 meter drop unhurt.
Whats so funny about this? its that actually because it wasn't supposed to be funny.... haha... i'm funny.

Possibilities mate, besides i concluded that you are not I_Am_Canadian because you are not calling these shitweeds "peenoys".
Opinion's are nice and all i know fully that i can't change that and i admit i am a bit arse-hurt and the main reason being is well... i also was wrongfully accused as being a sodding filipino... i just live here for eagles sake! and what do you mean accuse? ... right... sorry, but the thing is and take this as a life lesson by DZ: if you don't like or hate something, don't bother with it, and unless it were to personally touch you like calling directly insulting you like how my essay accidentally came out to be... insulting then yes, you can directly attack it since you have the right to, but in all things that is serious please do listen to me alright, iv'e been through a lot of **** (verbal and physical and even mental **** but i'm still sane... sort of) so please don't.

Now if you'll excuse me i gotta finish my fate series binge... then when i'm done with that maybe i'll upload some video's in my YT channel... wait... why am i telling you this? whatever i think its comical, to lighten the mood a bit.

Eagle *****, first I_Am_Canadian now ArkanTigersFtw? Unless ATF is IAC, this mod really gets a negative hit just because some knob (sorry by the way) doesn't like how the dev does his ****.

Gay? Well at least we know it ain't IAC who liked calling filipino's "Peenoys".
So iv'e been wondering why some people hate it, sure the dev said it would release in the 13th (which today in the philippines is the 26th) but is that a reason? well... yes but i also have encountered mods that had a release date long before it was playable but of course now they are (and don't expect me to name them alright).

Now just so you know the mod which included some possible hypocrite was playable so i downloaded it the day before it was taken down and well... conquered the entirety of the island as a vague copy of jose rizal because why the anal wax not?

Now a message to mr ATF: i know this is pretty much a piece of **** to hear from someone you may not know but please... why gay? what's your problem with gay people and things? sure they may have aggravated you or ****** you over at one point but gay? mate... not a lot of things were as cool as you thought between the 15th and 18th century alright, which means banners or knew things made like the half assed sun banner or some horrendously ugly plate armor made by some of the worst blacksmiths in europe that are original or unique, its like saying the knights of the 15th century were gay, dull and weak when really it was the last time knights were used as soldiers wearing full plate because you know... guns were invented so... the point is could you explain to me your feelings as to why "YouDoThis" (my cousins words that line with quotation marks was) please, i would appreciate it.

hehe... fantasy.

New update on my birthday!? best gift ever.

Also: could it be possible for you to add a game mode where you can play as Arthur (or replace him) because that would be fairly interesting.

fun fact! i was watching a bit of fate zero during my birthday (you know... the anime) because some of my friends said it is really good and the only thing good about it so far is other than saber (Arthuria AKA female Arthur) is how cute Ilya is.

another fun fact! it currently is February 7 here in the Philippine's and as much of a pine hole it is to be here (referring to slow internet) it is a lovely place if you don't include what's happening somewhere in someplace in this country.

Its like war tech fighters or WTF if it was set on land... I LOVE IT!

Nearly time for the demo to come out can't wait. wait i can HA!

so... this heraldic armies mod... what exacly is in it and what does it do? and don't tell me to read the description i read it already and it simply doesn't give me enough info. does this mod add a new faction? does it add new armor and weapons? new towns for the existing factions??? please give me an answer.

that nugget literally made me resent arguments like, if there's an argument going on in someplace i would just leave the room and play a game.

It fits for me since i named my kingdom "Black eagle Knighthood" (you can guess why) and honestly swadian knights are realistic but boring... but this mod... i'll keep it in mind.

in terms of lore for my character (grandmaster of the Knights of the black eagle) and her history with nords (since they killed her parents and all) this could possibly be a great "final vengance" for old Killead (i blame the magical sword that keeps her from dying *totally not excalubur*) but since its a viking mod i highly doubt that there would be longswords and plate armour... (clearly didn't play the mod yet) but i could create a different character for Lauren to fight... oohh the idea's i have for the book im making (the book being about my warband character if your wondering).

why bother jumping of when you can drown yourself.

the black eagle... worship... it WORSHIP IT!