Blood-Russia-Mk2

== Soviet Audio Transcript ==

''Taken from a astronomy facility in Siberia.''

'''November 28, 1968'''

'''Head Scientist:''' ''Boris! Go get more vodka! My leg is acting up again, this weather is horrible, and I feel like something to warm me up.''

'''Boris:''' ''Da, I was thinking just the same thing.

''*Sound of partially frozen trapdoor being pried open, followed by thirty seconds of the distant howl of the wind and the trapdoor being reopened*

'''Head Scientist:''' ''This is going to be a long winter...''

''*Sound of Vodka bottles being opened and sipped at*''

'''Boris:''' ''So, *long pause* What did you do to get sent here?''

'''Head Scientist:''' ''It all started when...''

''*a segment here of about an hour and a half is frost damaged to be unreadable*''

'''Head Scientist:''' ''And so the commissar says "Why is goat wearing coat and ushanka?"''

''*Raucous laughter, followed by the sound of Boris falling off his chair, then continued laughter*''

'''Head Scientist:''' ''I should go check on the equipment.''

'''Boris:''' ''*Still partially laughing* I will go and dispose of vodka bottles.''

''*Sounds of both walking away from the recorder, punctuated by an occasional grunt from Head Scientist's sore leg*''

''*Wind Howls*''

''*Distant sound of Head Scientist's scream of pain, Boris runs in*''

'''Boris:''' ''Comrade? *Silence* Comrade? *Silence, aproaching foot steps* What are you doing all the way out here little girl?''

''*Strange noises, audio feed begins to fade into static*''

'''Boris:''' ''What is happening! This ha better not just be you playing joke Comrade Scientist. *Strange noises intensify, panicked noises from Boris* Oh, God the eyes! Its eyes!''

''*Static*''