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Half-Life: Absolute Zero

Early access mod review - 3 agree - 2 disagree

Absolute Zero is pretty alright for its 2 major releases so far. It has it's issues but has definite promise.

~A beta mod that has gotten farther into the campaign than any other recreation.

~You get plenty of gameplay and cosmetic customization.

~The cut enemy AI is pretty good.

~Mr. Friendly.

~The zombie knockback is stupid.

~Blast pit.

~random glitches with weapons breaking during change levels.

~softlocks everywhere.

Hope to see what the mod brings before the October deadline.


Half-Life Source: Project Extend

Mod review may contain spoilers - 2 agree

Butterflies taste with their hind feet.



Early access mod review - 4 agree

In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.


Half-Life 2 Beta Minimalist Mod

Mod review may contain spoilers

My wife has been missing for years now...


Half Life 2: Raising the Bar Redux

Early access mod review - 15 agree - 2 disagree

This feels like a mod that released too soon. I hope everyone goes back to this chapter and really gives it a overhaul. Anyways, I'll bullet point my criticisms and praises for this mod to keep it simple:

-The model to map fidelity is really off. It feels like Half-Life 1 with super HD weapons that don't match the world they're in.

-The level design is lacking in areas with overly big areas to walk around in but with nothing to do so it just takes up your time.

-Some key areas are just out of order and feel weirdly stitched in, and don't serve a purpose anymore. The manhack arcade is a great example.

-The gun play isn't very diverse but it's satisfying. Dark Interval doesn't want you to have weapons which is lame so props for doing that.

-The overall journey is a bit boring. The maps really aren't eye candy so I'm not really enjoying the long walks.

-The voice acting is a mixed bag. Gman is great while Barney isn't. I'd work on that.

-Gordon has giant sleeves.

Anyways, I'm not about to attack this mod like everyone seems to be doing pretty ironically given their track records with mod release quality. Best of luck with future releases!


Great Half-Life

Mod review - 11 agree - 1 disagree

I was in the middle of watching Clifford's Really BIG Movie, and was wondering how his heart manages to pump blood throughout his body. Like, there's no ******* way he could be alive with based on his size and mass because of the Square-cube law. Honestly, who the **** can watch a film like that knowing the whole thing isn't possible. And then I realized Great Half-Life was released!


SHTM (Super hard tresh mod)

Mod review may contain spoilers - 3 agree

The name Russia is derived from Rus', a medieval state populated mostly by the East Slavs. However, this proper name became more prominent in the later history, and the country typically was called by its inhabitants "Русская Земля" (russkaja zemlja), which can be translated as "Russian Land" or "Land of Rus'". In order to distinguish this state from other states derived from it, it is denoted as Kievan Rus' by modern historiography. The name Rus itself comes from the early medieval Rus' people, Swedish merchants and warriors who relocated from across the Baltic Sea and founded a state centered on Novgorod that later became Kievan Rus.


In Deep

Early access mod review - 11 agree

6/10 for now. More releases or edits will determine future ratings.

This is a mod I've watched for a good while and even worked with back when I was also working on Shaft. Saying that, I've seen how the maps evolved and improved over time. To see what the final result is for Office Warrens just shows a lack in polish, love, and direction.

I see many blocked off sections that used to be alternate paths which got hastily removed. Some rooms that have lighting and everything but aren't accessible. The entire last section doesn't resemble anything from a earlier incarnation of the chapter that I've seen, and features broken vending machines, and other objects like a func_pendulum door you can commit suicide on. The actual alternate path from the alpha version of the chapter doesn't even work anymore which makes no sense.

There aren't any custom models which is just odd, and essentially just makes this a map pack currently. The 'last modified' dates also point to this being quickly patched up and released to avoid being removed as a mod on the Source Modding Community Discord.

I hope things improve, and more time and care is put into future releases.


Trans Rights Half-Life mod

Mod review - 5 agree

Trans-Siberian Orchestra is an American rock band founded in 1996 by producer, composer, and lyricist Paul O'Neill, who brought together Jon Oliva and Al Pitrelli (both members of Savatage) and keyboardist and co-producer Robert Kinkel to form the core of the creative team. The band gained in popularity when they began touring in 1999 after completing their second album, The Christmas Attic, the year previous. In 2007, the Washington Post referred to them as "an arena-rock juggernaut" and described their music as "Pink Floyd meets Yes and the Who at Radio City Music Hall." TSO has sold more than 10 million concert tickets and over 10 million albums. The band has released a series of rock operas: Christmas Eve and Other Stories, The Christmas Attic, Beethoven's Last Night, The Lost Christmas Eve, their two-disc Night Castle and Letters From the Labyrinth. Trans-Siberian Orchestra is also known for their extensive charity work and elaborate concerts, which include a string section, a light show, lasers, "enough pyro to be seen from the International Space Station", moving trusses, video screens, and effects synchronized to music.


Half-Life: Badly Edited

Early access mod review - 3 agree

Flatulence is defined in the medical literature as "flatus expelled through the anus" or the "quality or state of being flatulent", which is defined in turn as "marked by or affected with gases generated in the intestine or stomach; likely to cause digestive flatulence". The root of these words is from the Latin flatus – "a blowing, a breaking wind". Flatus is also the medical word for gas generated in the stomach or bowels. Despite these standard definitions, a proportion of intestinal gas may be swallowed environmental air, and hence flatus is not totally generated in the stomach or bowels. The scientific study of this area of medicine is termed flatology.

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