Here it is: forget the Port Arthur conspiracy, the JFK conspiracy, the Watergate Affair, and things which matter: I've found what appears to be a genuine copy of the most guarded document in the known universe: the garbled document claiming to be Mass Effect 3's script.
I haven't read it all, but from what I can tell it's genuine.
Don't read it if you're precious, and please don't begrudge others the right to know the truth. (I searched for HOURS. This thing is like a monument to corporate censorship.)