May we all find happiness in the safety of our companions.
On a less serious note: The cake is not a lie, it just wasn't for you
Good day fair citizens. It is I, the Galactic Hero! slayer of Galactus and destroyer of Shumasio. you may squee now.
In reality, I am an average guy living in an average town. I act all big and cool, but deep down I just wanna make friends with many ones. Please don't reject me or I'll make you feel extremely guilty about it. kthnx