USMC
1. Recruitment
One day on ModDB a PM arrived from INtense to CyberCommando, James, Piper, Micky and Flyboy. In them was a note that they have been recruited by the USMC and that they were to arrive at a boot camp tomorrow at 11.00.
The next day they all arrived at the boot camp and saw INtense acting as a Boot Instructor.
"OK LADIES AND LADIES, HERE YOU WILL LEARN ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW TO SURVIVE IN MY BELOVED CORP. NOW REMEMBER THIS LADIES! FIRST AND LAST THINGS I WANT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS SIR! IS THAT CLEAR?"
All quickly said:
"Sir, yes, Sir!"
INtense then approached James.
"FROM WHERE DO YOU COME FROM PRIVATE?"
James gets confused because he already was in the US Army.
"Sir, I'm a N..."
INtense got mad and yelled at him:
"PRIVATE DO NOT MAKE ME ASK YOU AGAIN!!"
James replied.
"Sir, Texas, sir."
-"HOLY SHIT! TEXAS!? ONLY BULLS AND FAGGOTS COME FROM TEXAS AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A BULL, ISN'T THAT RIGHT PRIVATE?"
-"Sir, yes, Sir"
James stared at INtense like he was going to kill him.
Now INtense came to CyberCommando.
"YOU, FROM WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?"
-"Sir, Serbia, Sir."
INtense was confused.
"NEVER HEARD OF IT. WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?"
-"Sir, I'm a Pupil, Sir."
-"HOLY MOLY, NOW WE EXCEPT CHILDREN INTO OUR CORP!!"
-"Sir, I'm a teenager Sir."
-"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!"
-"Sir, nothing, Sir."
-" I'LL BE WATHCHING YOU."
And now INtense approached Piper.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE LADY"
-"Sir, I was recruited for the US Army, Sir."
-"I MISS THE TIMES WHEN WOMEN WERE JUST THERE TO BE OUR GIRLFRIENDS AND COOK US MEALS. NOW THEY SEND WOMEN TO WAR. A WOMAN WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS A MAN. IS THAT RIGHT PRIVATE?"
Piper was Pissed off.
"Sir, No, Sir!"
-"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"
-"Sir, No, Sir!"
-"WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT!"
Now He addressed the whole group.
"OK LADIES, DISMISSED!"
As soon as he left James said.
"What an ASSHOLE!"
-"Tell me about it..." Said Piper.
-"I wonder what will happen next" Said Cyber
-"Yeah, me too. Well, at least Micky and Flyboy got off without his bullshit." Said James
Micky and Flyboy looked at each other and were relieved.
END
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hahaha do jaja ti prica legendo :D(great story)
Hvala Brate Srbine. :D